I can't, I don't...(NSFW)

[TrickyBob]

I'm so confused.

www.cstringdirect.com/index.html

Aren't thongs uncomfortable enough? How does this even stay in place? If it has wire or something sturdy in it, what if the "tail end" of it isn't long enough and constantly pokes you?

Where do you stash it when you have to go to the bathroom?

It reminds me of those stuffed animals that have wire in them and you can move them around. Except; on your crotch.

[loveday]

This part is the most alarming

The CString can also be worn alone:
• Swimwear • Lingerie

Swimwear! The fuck!!!

[TrickyBob]

Jul 18, 2012 23:29:42 GMT -5 @88mangoes said:

Also, NSFW.

Fixed. sorry about that!

[frauschmindy]

That looks like surprise butt secks just waiting to happen.

[loveday]

Jul 18, 2012 23:31:30 GMT -5 @frauschmindy said:

That looks like surprise butt secks just waiting to happen.

Yes and when you're ready for the butt secks, you can just place it over your head and use it as an ear warmer so you don't lose it.

[Deleted]

That looks majorly uncomfortable

[Deleted]

What type of person buys such a thing?

[mrsjuleshs]

that does NOT look comfortable.

[mainemom]

Who worries about tan lines THAT badly that they would need this?

Edited: Never mind, it says swimwear OR lingerie.

[Deleted]

Actually, someone should save this for post for evee. Maybe she could use one of these the next time she tries on clothes instead of sticking a panty liner in it. That still makes me cringe.

[TrickyBob]

Jul 18, 2012 23:39:53 GMT -5 mooselovah said:

What is it grasping to stay up?

Exactly!

I keep imagining that it would feel like that game where you have to walk with a ball between your legs; without dropping it.

Or you just have to wedge it far enough up your butt close to your body and pray it stays.

[frauschmindy]

Jul 18, 2012 23:42:50 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Jul 18, 2012 23:39:53 GMT -5 mooselovah said:

What is it grasping to stay up?

That little back end part goes into your butthole.

:Y:

[Jalapeñomel]

I agree with whomever said that you should just go without underwear. What's the point?

[CheshireGrin]

I don't understand. If you're going to go that far, why not just go commando?

[TrickyBob]

I love in the testimonies, the one person is like "I was worried it'd fall out leaving me exposed completely. I was already going without a top since it was a topless beach". Or something along those lines.

Just go naked!

[janiejones]

The Euros are laughing at us again.

Seriously, we just need to embrace the nude beach, or not care about tan lines.

[speckledfrog]

I'm guessing he bought a two pack, not a second pair.

[ECB]

It doesn't go up your butthole. Click the order option and they show you a back view. I just think it kind of "clamps" on. Which I can't imagine is all that comfortable.

[flamingeaux]

from one of the testimonials:

I will definitely consider buying as gifts for family and friends. I'm sure they will be amazed at how comfortable this C-string is and love it.
:-|

[orangello]

Based on how busted that model is looking, I'm guessing I'm not going to find these at my local Nordstrom any time soon.

[shamalamadingdo]

dont knock it till you try it, yall.

jk!

knock it, it's ridiculous!

[leeann]

Even if it "clamps" on is that back part (which appears to be wire or pretty stiff) in your ass? How can that be comfortable? I mean, thongs go up your crack, but they're fabric-not wire filled probes.

[Kit]

Wtf. Do people actually wear these??

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[leeann]

Jul 19, 2012 8:38:58 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

will some brave soul please try this?

Unnecessarily mean, but the first thing that came to mind was: Newengland can try it, she's used to having a stick up her ass anyway.

[fuckyourcouch]

this is the worst thing ever but I can't stop laughing at it

[Deleted]

Jul 19, 2012 8:21:48 GMT -5 frkls said:

swimwear, lingerie, soup ladle

Clam chowder?