Your penis won't fall off

[spitforspat]

[bornbaker]

Ya. I'm going to need to print this off and mail it to H...

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Sounds about right. DS (3.5) has discovered that he can make it "get big." And he totally and absent-mindedly tugs, pulls, bends and wraps it all around while he's watching TV. Sooooo many boners in the Damnation household lately.

[eb777888]

Jun 19, 2014 11:12:54 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Jun 19, 2014 11:07:06 GMT -5 spitforspat said:

How come the face? I must be missing something.

Maybe it's the "kids have no privacy" or "it will embarass him later?"

IDK, I laughed. Boys are obsessed with their penises. 

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I'm kind of wondering if my boy is broken because he doesn't seem to give a care about his penis. Of course, I say this now and next week he'll probably be doing all of the above.

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Jun 19, 2014 11:25:51 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I'm kind of wondering if my boy is broken because he doesn't seem to give a care about his penis. Of course, I say this now and next week he'll probably be doing all of the above.

See? I thought this exact same thing. AND thought I was very smug because MY preshus NEVER touched his junk. Just within the last month it's like he's never seen it before. My poor H is torn between being really super proud of his boy's manhood and mortified that the kid is hanging out on the couch giving himself boners.

[nadasteph]

Jun 19, 2014 11:27:02 GMT -5 @gracechen said:

Jun 19, 2014 11:21:12 GMT -5 @damnation said:

Sounds about right. DS (3.5) has discovered that he can make it "get big." And he totally and absent-mindedly tugs, pulls, bends and wraps it all around while he's watching TV. Sooooo many boners in the Damnation household lately.

OMG. 

Having a boy after two girls has been eye opening for me. Every time I change his diaper, DS reaches for his penis and laughs his head off, and I'm like, don't pull too hard! Be gentle! lol.  He also hates wearing pants and Donald Ducks it any chance he gets.

A couple weeks ago I was changing my two year old and he had his little power drill in his hands, well he put it on his balls and hit the trigger.  The drill got all wrapped up and he squealed.  I figured there were things they would just know not to do.  Nope, lesson learned.

[emoflamingo]

I swear, I say "put some pants on - I don't need to see your penis all the time" a lot more than I ever thought I would. Also popular: keep your hands out of your diaper, it's still there.

[caffeinezzz]

I just sent that to my husband for my son.

My son (6) always has his hands in front of his penis as if he has to pee. We now make him to the bathroom every time he does it.

[Deleted]

It's just become very clear I'm not working right now. I'm dying over here, the drill story really finished me off.

[CloudBee]

I usually hand DS a random object when I'm changing him so he's happy and distracted. Sometimes it's packaging of some sort, his temporal thermometer, plastic drumstick, a bottle of Advil, or thing of sunscreen. Never fail. The minute his diaper is open, the item heads down for a visit.

[TC]

Jun 19, 2014 12:06:08 GMT -5 nadasteph said:

Jun 19, 2014 11:27:02 GMT -5 @gracechen said:

OMG. 

Having a boy after two girls has been eye opening for me. Every time I change his diaper, DS reaches for his penis and laughs his head off, and I'm like, don't pull too hard! Be gentle! lol.  He also hates wearing pants and Donald Ducks it any chance he gets.

A couple weeks ago I was changing my two year old and he had his little power drill in his hands, well he put it on his balls and hit the trigger.  The drill got all wrapped up and he squealed.  I figured there were things they would just know not to do.  Nope, lesson learned.

Noooo! This is killing me! Freaking boys.

[speckledfrog]

Jun 19, 2014 11:25:51 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I'm kind of wondering if my boy is broken because he doesn't seem to give a care about his penis. Of course, I say this now and next week he'll probably be doing all of the above.

Mine isn't either. 


I find the article a little condescending, but I haven't had to deal with it in the same way she has, so who knows.

[isabel]

#9 is killing me! H waggles his at me sometimes. I don't remember how it started and I do find it funny, but the rule about it made me laugh.

[eb777888]

Jun 19, 2014 14:06:39 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

KHC never had a huge fascination with his penis, though we redirected early on that this was a private activity, so maybe he just did it in private.

Jack is just over a year old and is fascinated by his penis whenever he happens across it.

We tell David over and over that it's a private activity. It makes no difference. The problem is that he just thinks his penis is generally hilarious for some reason, lol.

[trafficgirl]

I am dying at this. I just know we're going to be dealing with "sword" fights once the boys get older. Fun times

[MixedBerryJam]

Jun 19, 2014 12:06:08 GMT -5 nadasteph said:

Jun 19, 2014 11:27:02 GMT -5 @gracechen said:

OMG. 

Having a boy after two girls has been eye opening for me. Every time I change his diaper, DS reaches for his penis and laughs his head off, and I'm like, don't pull too hard! Be gentle! lol.  He also hates wearing pants and Donald Ducks it any chance he gets.

A couple weeks ago I was changing my two year old and he had his little power drill in his hands, well he put it on his balls and hit the trigger.  The drill got all wrapped up and he squealed.  I figured there were things they would just know not to do.  Nope, lesson learned.

I had to read this a couple of times because I thought "his little power drill" was a euphemism and I kept getting confused. I think I'm going to start using it that way!

[papie]

Why did I have a boy? lol and omg

[daisycat]

Looks like I've got good times ahead.

[Deleted]

DS doesn't play with his too much yet (20 months) but since he was about two weeks old (no exageration) he's very well behaved when I change his diaper and pull out the wipes. That kid loves to have his junk wiped down. He just lays there and smiles. Scientifically it makes sense, but seriously kid?

[Deleted]

I am not prepared for this stage in E's life. omg.

[julez]

"This also goes for your dad, so pass that tidbit along."

DS has already discovered his penis. He has it in is hands the moment I open his diaper, and I have to pry his fingers off to change him. Oof.

[jreeds]

Lol accurate!

[Deleted]

H does the morning diaper changes and apparently sees a lot more baby boners than I do. Which is good because I saw one a week or two ago and I'm kind of ashamed to admit how uncomfortable it made me.

Andy giggled and was like MAMA! PEEPEE!

NOOOOOO