I'm a post whore today....let's talk about weird..

[sparkles17]

I'll go. Way back when, I was probably around 19/20 y/o, my GF and I were at a Frat Party at the local college campus and drinking and having a good time. I was hooking up with a guy and since I was drunk, it was perfectly logical that I go to his room to have sex with him. He was teeny, like, there was barely anything for me to grab to even attempt to stroke it. At that point (and I blame this on the alcohol) I laughed at him and walked out. There was never even an attempt at sex.

I admit, I still feel bad about laughing at him all these years later, but man, that peen was TINY!

[starburst604]

May 16, 2012 11:44:09 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Please someone tell me if pinky peen is a real thing! I'm worried! Wtf do you do when a guy whips that out?

Oh oh I got this one! That is when you say "You know, I'd really like to take things slow. I'm not ready for this". Then make as quick and graceful exit as possible while trying not to laugh.

[Bernadine]

lol, starburst, that's great advice!

[theycallmeliz]

May 15, 2012 10:24:11 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

One time right when me and this guy who I'd known a while were right about to have sex he seriously warned me that he had a small penis. Like, what am I supposed to say to that? "I'm sure it's not THAT bad!" haha. It was the worst sex I've had I think. Not only was it so small I couldn't even feel it, I was sooo not into it at all, obviously not into him enough, it was just so awkward.

I had one of these too... best acting job I ever did. I should have won an Oscar

[dakotadangerdog]

May 16, 2012 11:44:09 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Please someone tell me if pinky peen is a real thing! I'm worried! Wtf do you do when a guy whips that out?

Cry.

[offbeatmama]

(1) I was having sex with a guy and I was on top when suddenly he said "RAPE ME." I stop and say huh? He proceeds to tell me he has rape fantasies where a woman break in and force fcuk's him. I think I responded with "Yeah.... I don't think we're going to be doing that." This was many years ago.

(2) Another time when I was on top and the guy is moaning some. Then he asks "When is the last time you've done this?" Awkward. What are you supposed to say to that? Obviously he's either thinking I'm a whore who does it constantly or I suck and it has been a long time.

[vikingqueen]

May 16, 2012 14:53:37 GMT -5 offbeatmama said:

(1) I was having sex with a guy and I was on top when suddenly he said "RAPE ME." I stop and say huh? He proceeds to tell me he has rape fantasies where a woman break in and force fcuk's him. I think I responded with "Yeah.... I don't think we're going to be doing that." This was many years ago.

(2) Another time when I was on top and the guy is moaning some. Then he asks "When is the last time you've done this?" Awkward. What are you supposed to say to that? Obviously he's either thinking I'm a whore who does it constantly or I suck and it has been a long time.

haha love your response

[doriswe]

May 16, 2012 14:53:37 GMT -5 offbeatmama said:

(2) Another time when I was on top and the guy is moaning some. Then he asks "When is the last time you've done this?" Awkward. What are you supposed to say to that? Obviously he's either thinking I'm a whore who does it constantly or I suck and it has been a long time.

Last night....with your dad!

[ravenb1111]

May 16, 2012 11:44:09 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Please someone tell me if pinky peen is a real thing! I'm worried! Wtf do you do when a guy whips that out?

Nothing.. You leave

[callunafirefly]

My roommate in college once asked a guy "Is it in yet?" We still laugh about that. I had a micropeen once...he told me beforehand. I guess when you know its little you have learned to forewarn people. I saw it for the first time in the shower...as if shower is easy anyway. Worst experience ever.

[doriswe]

May 18, 2012 13:09:42 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

Years ago, I dated a guy who used to cry when he would orgasm. Not just cry, but sob these huge noisy alligator tears. Also, he had really, really severe eczema on his legs, and after sex, he would sit up in bed and scratch his legs like a crazy man, until they would bleed. His sheets had these bloody little streaks all over them. Other than that, he was awesome! ;D

Holllllyyyyy jeeebbuuusss!!!

[callunafirefly]

May 18, 2012 13:09:42 GMT -5 @tjenbell said:

Years ago, I dated a guy who used to cry when he would orgasm. Not just cry, but sob these huge noisy alligator tears. Also, he had really, really severe eczema on his legs, and after sex, he would sit up in bed and scratch his legs like a crazy man, until they would bleed. His sheets had these bloody little streaks all over them. Other than that, he was awesome! ;D

Did he ever say why he cried? Was it because he was itchy?