I'm a post whore today....let's talk about weird..

[doriswe]

first time sexual encounters! Part of my apprehension to just hooking up with some random is that sometimes first time encounters can get a little weird (or maybe it's just me?). Have you ever had an odd experience??

[doriswe]

I'm "in" a meeting right now and not really in the mood to pay attention, so I'll start! I met this guy online a few years ago and I was digging on him and we ended up hooking up after my friend's wedding and a lot of drinks. Turns out, he was a choker and started to try and choke me out during sex. I literally had black and blue marks from his fingers on my neck the next day. It wasn't even discussed before or during...it just happened!

[gozf]

Lol. How much time do you have?

Actually, in retrospect, nothing was all that weird. There were things that threw me for a loop back then, but now I wouldn't bat an eye at a lot of the stuff.

[dakotadangerdog]

Haha the last guy I dated was a bit of a choker, luckily he didn't bust that out the first time or I would have been REALLY weirded out. He never said anything either though! He kind of slowly started working he way up to it lol like putting his hand on my chest, and eventually moving upwards. I didn't mind it though, I never had bruises, and if it got to the point where I ACTUALLY couldn't breathe I'd make him back off.

One time right when me and this guy who I'd known a while were right about to have sex he seriously warned me that he had a small penis. Like, what am I supposed to say to that? "I'm sure it's not THAT bad!" haha. It was the worst sex I've had I think. Not only was it so small I couldn't even feel it, I was sooo not into it at all, obviously not into him enough, it was just so awkward.

[Bernadine]

May 15, 2012 10:19:30 GMT -5 gozf said:

Lol. How much time do you have?

Actually, in retrospect, nothing was all that weird. There were things that threw me for a loop back then, but now I wouldn't bat an eye at a lot of the stuff.

Please be more specific.

I've only ever had sex with xh and I have major anxiety over doing it with someone new.

[doriswe]

May 15, 2012 10:24:11 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Haha the last guy I dated was a bit of a choker, luckily he didn't bust that out the first time or I would have been REALLY weirded out. He never said anything either though! He kind of slowly started working he way up to it lol like putting his hand on my chest, and eventually moving upwards. I didn't mind it though, I never had bruises, and if it got to the point where I ACTUALLY couldn't breathe I'd make him back off.

One time right when me and this guy who I'd known a while were right about to have sex he seriously warned me that he had a small penis. Like, what am I supposed to say to that? "I'm sure it's not THAT bad!" haha. It was the worst sex I've had I think. Not only was it so small I couldn't even feel it, I was sooo not into it at all, obviously not into him enough, it was just so awkward.

Yeah, there was no warning at all!

My friend had sex with this guy and she said his penis was like a tuna can....small and really wide and she couldn't figure out what to do with it!

[stephbfan]

May 15, 2012 10:24:11 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Haha the last guy I dated was a bit of a choker, luckily he didn't bust that out the first time or I would have been REALLY weirded out. He never said anything either though! He kind of slowly started working he way up to it lol like putting his hand on my chest, and eventually moving upwards. I didn't mind it though, I never had bruises, and if it got to the point where I ACTUALLY couldn't breathe I'd make him back off.

One time right when me and this guy who I'd known a while were right about to have sex he seriously warned me that he had a small penis. Like, what am I supposed to say to that? "I'm sure it's not THAT bad!" haha. It was the worst sex I've had I think. Not only was it so small I couldn't even feel it, I was sooo not into it at all, obviously not into him enough, it was just so awkward.

I had this happen to me. You can also add that he didn't last more than 5 min and did no foreplay. Then he asked my how was it?!

[gozf]

May 15, 2012 10:28:06 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

May 15, 2012 10:19:30 GMT -5 gozf said:

Lol. How much time do you have?

Actually, in retrospect, nothing was all that weird. There were things that threw me for a loop back then, but now I wouldn't bat an eye at a lot of the stuff.

Please be more specific.

I've only ever had sex with xh and I have major anxiety over doing it with someone new.

Don't be anxious! It's ok! You're going to be just fine. Please remember that I'm a freak magnet.

There was the one guy who had, I kid you not, Austin Powers chest hair, and he was very into the dirty talk. There was the hair-pulled who was also a screamer -- that was especially disconcerting. The worst by far, however, was this guy who could only get it up while tossing me into walls or spanking me hard enough to leave hand prints. The moment he quit that, he got the flops. That was the worst sexual experience ever!

Those are the ones that stand out in my mind, and the only one that still freaks me out is the last guy.

[Bernadine]

Nothing here makes me less anxious, lol.

[achase123]

I posted about this one about a year ago on the SO board.

The first time I slept with C (and the only time) he immediately went for the DIRTY, DIRTY talk. What was so off about it was the complete 180 that he had taken from his normal calm, polite demeanor. It might have been ok to some but it was completely a turnoff for me. I felt like a $2 whore. I couldn't even let it go until he had finished, tapped out in the middle, and rolled over as far to my side of the bed as possible. It was the worst experience ever.

To top it all off, we were staying at my friends house and the next morning C got up and used the bathroom. I shit you not (pun intended) he blew up the bathroom with five HUGE explosions. It sounded like a bomb went off in there. It was horrible. My friend and her husband heard it and they still give me a bad time to this day over it.

[doriswe]

May 15, 2012 11:06:44 GMT -5 achase123 said:

I posted about this one about a year ago on the SO board.

The first time I slept with C (and the only time) he immediately went for the DIRTY, DIRTY talk. What was so off about it was the complete 180 that he had taken from his normal calm, polite demeanor. It might have been ok to some but it was completely a turnoff for me. I felt like a $2 whore. I couldn't even let it go until he had finished, tapped out in the middle, and rolled over as far to my side of the bed as possible. It was the worst experience ever.

To top it all off, we were staying at my friends house and the next morning C got up and used the bathroom. I shit you not (pun intended) he blew up the bathroom with five HUGE explosions. It sounded like a bomb went off in there. It was horrible. My friend and her husband heard it and they still give me a bad time to this day over it.

lol....I remember this story!!!

[starburst604]

Nothing terribly weird but I did have a bf with a huge foot fetish. I wouldn't have minded except he legit wanted nothing to do with any part of my body except my feet. If he had his way he would have just smelled/kissed my feet while jerking off every time. Actual sex was a chore for him and he would go limp if I tried to get on top because, you guessed it, no access to the feet that way! He also had a massive porn addiction and admitted to masturbating up to 10 times, yes 10 times, in any given day. Oh and he thought making out was gross. Ok I take it back, he was terribly fucking weird.

[jm5855]

May 15, 2012 11:16:02 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

Nothing terribly weird but I did have a bf with a huge foot fetish. I wouldn't have minded except he legit wanted nothing to do with any part of my body except my feet. If he had his way he would have just smelled/kissed my feet while jerking off every time. Actual sex was a chore for him and he would go limp if I tried to get on top because, you guessed it, no access to the feet that way! He also had a massive porn addiction and admitted to masturbating up to 10 times, yes 10 times, in any given day. Oh and he thought making out was gross. Ok I take it back, he was terribly fucking weird.

WTF??? Please, for the love of god, tell me you werent with this clown for very long.

[starburst604]

May 15, 2012 11:23:08 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

May 15, 2012 11:16:02 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

Nothing terribly weird but I did have a bf with a huge foot fetish. I wouldn't have minded except he legit wanted nothing to do with any part of my body except my feet. If he had his way he would have just smelled/kissed my feet while jerking off every time. Actual sex was a chore for him and he would go limp if I tried to get on top because, you guessed it, no access to the feet that way! He also had a massive porn addiction and admitted to masturbating up to 10 times, yes 10 times, in any given day. Oh and he thought making out was gross. Ok I take it back, he was terribly fucking weird.

WTF??? Please, for the love of god, tell me you werent with this clown for very long.

Less than a year but longer than I would like to admit, JM It took a while for the whole thing to really unfold. This was NOT the most recent boyfriend, FYI.

[doriswe]

May 15, 2012 11:23:08 GMT -5 jm5855 said:

May 15, 2012 11:16:02 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

Nothing terribly weird but I did have a bf with a huge foot fetish. I wouldn't have minded except he legit wanted nothing to do with any part of my body except my feet. If he had his way he would have just smelled/kissed my feet while jerking off every time. Actual sex was a chore for him and he would go limp if I tried to get on top because, you guessed it, no access to the feet that way! He also had a massive porn addiction and admitted to masturbating up to 10 times, yes 10 times, in any given day. Oh and he thought making out was gross. Ok I take it back, he was terribly fucking weird.

WTF??? Please, for the love of god, tell me you werent with this clown for very long.

Oh and speaking of clowns, a girl I used to work with said she dated a guy who wanted her to dress up like a clown during sex!

[prettyinpearls]

I won't lie, some of these stories are killing me. Anything that would come remotely close to qualifing for this post would be lame in comparison!

[Deleted]

I was dating a guy after my divorce who I really liked, he was a musician and it was a little long distance, but we had fun together,,,that was until the first time we had sex. I have never in my life had sex with a man with such a small (thin) penis. It was really bad. It really felt like there was nothing in there....lmao...he also told me I scared him sexually. I am pretty aggressive but to scare him lol. We only went out a few more times after that.
I just couldnt date a guy I had no chemistry with or one with such a small peen.

[BookLover]

My last relationship, it wasn't long. He acted like he had a nice size, found out, he didn't. I hardly felt anything. Very, very small. He tried to compensate, there just wasn't anything he could do to help.

[achase123]

May 15, 2012 15:44:51 GMT -5 mags said:

I was dating a guy after my divorce who I really liked, he was a musician and it was a little long distance, but we had fun together,,,that was until the first time we had sex. I have never in my life had sex with a man with such a small (thin) penis. It was really bad. It really felt like there was nothing in there....lmao...he also told me I scared him sexually. I am pretty aggressive but to scare him lol. We only went out a few more times after that.
I just couldnt date a guy I had no chemistry with or one with such a small peen.

The curse of the micro peen. It's a very real and scary thing that's lurking out there. I had a micro peen once, it was very, very small. Some people have larger pinky fingers.

[Bernadine]

SMALLER THAN A PINKY FINGER? ARE YOU FOR REAL?

You guys are scaring me!

[liubotflittyfud]

OMG this was YEARS ago. I was 20 years old. Met this guy online I was talking to for months, figured I'd meet him. First off it was at his house that he said was his, but his mom and sister were asleep in the next room. It was in a twin bed, his penis was so small when he put the condom on he had to scrunch it like an 80s scrunch sock, and he choked me while he asked me to be his girlfriend. He had country music playing and I asked him to change it or turn it off, so he put the food network on and I'll never forget it was "Unwrapped - Jelly Belly Jelly Beans". Ugh. It lasted like 2 minutes and when I was getting dressed, he asked if he could wear my shoes. I try to black that one out. Sometimes it comes back to me and I shudder.

[blackkitty]

A guy that I had sex with once asked me to stick my finger up his ass. When I said I really didn't think that I could do that he proceeded to jerk off and stick his own finger up his ass.

[charitylynne79]

omg you all are cracking me up. This is what I needed today. Now I am trying to think of a story.

[charitylynne79]

I was dating this guy who had previously been my neighbor when I was living in Maine. We had dated before but tried to give it a go anyways again. So one day we were hiking in the mountain and he automatically was prepared to have sex. So we ended up doing it - just off the the edge of the trail - and the man was huge - could barely fit the condom. Anyways after we done he marked the spot where we had sex with a penny. WTF?

Another time I went home with this guy from the bar in my early 20s. Having fun etc. Well we ended up in the bathroom getting it on and his brother's gf walks in on us. Opps. Awkward!

[vikingqueen]

May 15, 2012 10:28:06 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

May 15, 2012 10:19:30 GMT -5 gozf said:

Lol. How much time do you have?

Actually, in retrospect, nothing was all that weird. There were things that threw me for a loop back then, but now I wouldn't bat an eye at a lot of the stuff.

Please be more specific.

I've only ever had sex with xh and I have major anxiety over doing it with someone new.

I'm in the same boat. I'm really anxious about the first time with someone new. lol Hopefully it won't be super awkward or anything

[starburst604]

May 16, 2012 9:52:40 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

A guy that I had sex with once asked me to stick my finger up his ass. When I said I really didn't think that I could do that he proceeded to jerk off and stick his own finger up his ass.

Dying.

[hazelandblue]

May 15, 2012 10:31:47 GMT -5 stephbfan said:

May 15, 2012 10:24:11 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Haha the last guy I dated was a bit of a choker, luckily he didn't bust that out the first time or I
I had this happen to me. You can also add that he didn't last more than 5 min and did no foreplay. Then he asked my how was it?!

Which leads in to another question....What do you say when it's terrible and they ask how it was? I hate that question.

[starburst604]

May 16, 2012 11:36:34 GMT -5 hazelandblue said:

May 15, 2012 10:31:47 GMT -5 stephbfan said:

May 15, 2012 10:24:11 GMT -5 dakotadangerdog said:

Haha the last guy I dated was a bit of a choker, luckily he didn't bust that out the first time or I
I had this happen to me. You can also add that he didn't last more than 5 min and did no foreplay. Then he asked my how was it?!

Which leads in to another question....What do you say when it's terrible and they ask how it was? I hate that question.

Why do people ask that? I think it's pretty clear when a good time was had. I guess if it was bad and someone directly asked me I'd say "I had fun! Ok I gotta get going, early meeting tomorrow/think I left the stove on/family emergency". Then....radio silence.

[Bernadine]

Please someone tell me if pinky peen is a real thing! I'm worried! Wtf do you do when a guy whips that out?

[vikingqueen]

May 16, 2012 11:44:09 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Please someone tell me if pinky peen is a real thing! I'm worried! Wtf do you do when a guy whips that out?

I think it's safe to say don't laugh.. but then again I don't know if I can stiffle the laughter if it's really actually a pinky sized peen.