LOOK AT THIS TICKER!

[pixy0stix]

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/67435167.aspx

Yes, that required caps. I mean... the hell?

[silva]

it's my turn! i mean, I spent the most.

[emilyj]

She's had sex 72 times. And now we ALL know this.

[IIOY]

OMG, I completely forgot how much I hate the phrase "baby dance."

[pixy0stix]

AND has spent 15 hours a week online talking about ttc.

[WOT?*]

Holy what.the.eff???

Nice to know that she's baby-danced 72 times since December 2011.

[Deleted]

Forget the ticker, the fuck is with that snake?

[ESF]

OMFG

There are so many things wrong with that. But I'm confused. Is she pregnant or not? Because the poll suggests she is, but the sig suggests otherwise. Did I miss a 3D fetus somewhere in that cacophonous display of TMI?

[frlcb]

The snake creeps me out

[UMaineTeach]

girl did well, I think, to get 120 OPKs and 12 pg tests for $180.

[statlerwaldorf]

I don't even like to share my FF calender because it shows how often we have sex.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 19, 2012 15:04:46 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

I don't even like to share my FF calender because it shows how often we have sex.

You can hide that, I think.

[IIOY]

Jul 19, 2012 14:49:06 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

AND has spent 15 hours a week online talking about ttc.

Honestly, it's embarrassing that I can't criticize this in light of how much time I waste on here and elsewhere. Fifteen hours would probably be an improvement for me.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 19, 2012 15:07:47 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Jul 19, 2012 14:49:06 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

AND has spent 15 hours a week online talking about ttc.

Honestly, it's embarrassing that I can't criticize this in light of how much time I waste on here and elsewhere. Fifteen hours would probably be an improvement for me.

Well yes, but we don't track it. That totally makes up for our craziness.

[downtoearth]

Never seen that before. Whenever I'm on the bump, I wish I was a moderator who could delete extraneous siggies for fun...probably why I'm not a moderator.

Somewhat unrelated, but is she talking baby names and isn't pregnant yet?

[marie427]

I can't believe grown adults use the phrase "baby dance."

[emmybean]

It's just... I can't even...I mean, it's so....




Congratulations harleykay, you have finally figured out how to render emmybean speechless.

[frauschmindy]

Jul 19, 2012 14:48:15 GMT -5 emilyj said:

She's had sex 72 times. And now we ALL know this.

Wait, is that what baby dancing is?

Sweet jesus.

[debatethis]

I think I would vomit if I plugged my info into that ticker. And I seriously don't want to know how many thousands of dollars we've spent or number of sticks I've peed on after five years of these shenanigans. Gag.

[OscarQ]

Ridiculous but I'm most bothered by the name "Corbin Gage". WTF is that?

[Deleted]

I always go into posts and wonder how many times my fellow posters have had sex this year.

[WOT?*]

Jul 19, 2012 17:16:26 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

I always go into posts and wonder how many times my fellow posters have had sex this year.

Someone (not me) should do a poll.

[ttt]

Can someone explain the whole thing about sharing your chart? How does it help other people to see what your temperatures and mucus were?

[pixy0stix]

Jul 19, 2012 17:49:18 GMT -5 ttt said:

Can someone explain the whole thing about sharing your chart? How does it help other people to see what your temperatures and mucus were?

It's not really, BUT when you're in the throws you like to have people look at it to see if you ovulated, when and if you had sex near the right time. The 2ww is boring, you have to talk about something.

[caden]

OMFG. I'll join Emmy in the speechless section.

[basilosaurus]

Whatevs. You guys are just jealous she's getting action. I feel sorry for ur husbandz!

And I kind of want to make a ticker, only the tally would stay at zero for the month. Then you can all feel sorry for me.

[Deleted]

"Corbin Gage" sounds like a character from Total Recall or an Ayn Rand novel.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 19, 2012 19:37:31 GMT -5 @dontcallmeshirley said:

"Corbin Gage" sounds like a character from Total Recall or an Ayn Rand novel.

Waaaaaaaaait... Isn't it from 5th Element?

ETA: I was half right. Korben Dallas

[Deleted]

Jul 19, 2012 20:02:12 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 19, 2012 19:37:31 GMT -5 @dontcallmeshirley said:

"Corbin Gage" sounds like a character from Total Recall or an Ayn Rand novel.

Waaaaaaaaait... Isn't it from 5th Element?

ETA: I was half right. Korben Dallas

A ringing endorsement if I've ever heard one. There are better Bruce Willis movies.

[MrsAxilla]

Jul 19, 2012 17:43:21 GMT -5 WOT?* said:

Jul 19, 2012 17:16:26 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

I always go into posts and wonder how many times my fellow posters have had sex this year.

Someone (not me) should do a poll.

I can't count that high.