You know what? I like Newman's Own products, but

[melindafelinda]

Neither are fig newtons. Would it kill you to put some chocolate up in that bitch?

[melindafelinda]

I hate when people are like "do you want a cookie?" and then they try to give me a fig newton. Nothing is sadder than expecting a cookie and getting a newton.

[eb777888]

Really? I hate fig newtons, but love those!
Off topic: what's your favorite LaCroix water? I think I'm going to give up diet soda and start drinking those. I had berry today and it was really good.

[pantsparty]

Jul 19, 2012 20:31:11 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

I hate when people are like "do you want a cookie?" and then they try to give me a fig newton. Nothing is sadder than expecting a cookie and getting a newton.

Who the FUCK does this? A Fig Newton is NOT a cookie!

[speckledfrog]

I like them too. Have you tried any other flavors? I haven't yet because I'm worried I won't like them as much and then I'll be stuck with icky cookies.

[eb777888]

My instincts told me I wanted grapefruit but I talked myself out of it. I'm gonna try that one next. Thanks.

[Jalapeñomel]

Fig Newtons are one of my all time favorite cookies...like ever. That and the ginger snap.

[eb777888]

Jul 19, 2012 20:43:37 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Fig Newtons are one of my all time favorite cookies...like ever. That and the ginger snap.

it's like being at grandma's house!

[Jalapeñomel]

And now I hate all of you, because there are no fig newtons here. None. But we do have alfajores:

[Jalapeñomel]

Jul 19, 2012 20:47:10 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Jul 19, 2012 20:43:37 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Fig Newtons are one of my all time favorite cookies...like ever. That and the ginger snap.

it's like being at grandma's house!

I also prefer the bran squares cereal hahahah!

[-Moe-]

I love fig newtons. ha!

[Jalapeñomel]

Jul 19, 2012 20:49:09 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

I love fig newtons. ha!

[eb777888]

Jul 19, 2012 20:48:18 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Jul 19, 2012 20:47:10 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

it's like being at grandma's house!

I also prefer the bran squares cereal hahahah!

lol!
Do you have a bowl full of peppermint and butterscotch disc candy assortments on your coffee table, by any chance?

[pantsparty]

NO! Not cookies! What's wrong with you people?

[Jalapeñomel]

Jul 19, 2012 20:53:32 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Jul 19, 2012 20:48:18 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I also prefer the bran squares cereal hahahah!

lol!
Do you have a bowl full of peppermint and butterscotch disc candy assortments on your coffee table, by any chance?

No, but it seems like a good idea. And my grandma always had Luden's Cough Drops, cherry flavored. I should invest in those.

[speckledfrog]

My grandma always had sugar free hard candy. Blech.

At my old child care, one day we gave the kids ginger snaps. They were completely scarred and for weeks every time we served vanilla wafers they asked if they were "spicy cookies."

[Jalapeñomel]

This reminds me of the Stork Chocolate Reisen commercial:



"Stork chocolate reisen please Mrs. Lange!"

[agnes]

I always say "it's not a cookie!" in an English accent.

But I had some Fig Newtons this weekend and the packaging claimed they were "fruit chewy cookies"

Raspberry Newtons are like crack

[Jalapeñomel]

I love fireballs.