I'm kind of bored

[basilosaurus]

I'm a gdi.

You can't take cep posts at face value and without context usually bc we have so much history. There were articles less than 5 years ago about people being taken with criminal records and geds.

And the accusation that I hate wives reminded me I had a sappy post just a month or two ago about the positive aspects of the community. So, haters gonna hate (would have gif, but oh well).

Also I burned the shit out of one hand bc I never pan roast and grabbed a really hot handle after I set the pan in the stove bc I just forgot it had been in a500° oven. So, typing one handed is hard. Hence no funny gif.

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Jul 23, 2012 4:17:19 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Also I burned the shit out of one hand bc I never pan roast and grabbed a really hot handle after I set the pan in the stove bc I just forgot it had been in a500° oven. So, typing one handed is hard. Hence no funny gif.

Ouch. I've done that. I finally put booty ease on it. It's from Pure Romance and it really helped. It was probably the aloe Vera in it. My hand was sensitive for days.

[basilosaurus]

Is booty ease what I think it is? A numbing cream for buttsex? Because, um, if so, you shouldn't use that. Bad idea.

But, I did go to the store to get dermoblast. Ahh, spray lidocaine. And then I realized I also had novocaine cream. Between those, it got me to sleep, and now I'm basically ok.

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Jul 23, 2012 19:03:03 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Is booty ease what I think it is? A numbing cream for buttsex? Because, um, if so, you shouldn't use that. Bad idea.

But, I did go to the store to get dermoblast. Ahh, spray lidocaine. And then I realized I also had novocaine cream. Between those, it got me to sleep, and now I'm basically ok.

It is but I haven't used it for that. It was gifted to me as a wedding present. It's also good on paper cuts, hangnails, and itchy bug bites.