letters to our babies. (add your own)

[flamingeaux]

Dear Stubby,


This is the only time in your entire life, where I will want a picture of you upside down, and spread eagle.  Please use this morning to take advantage of this opportunity.


Signed,
Your Mommy
aka
Flamingeaux
aka
Real Name
    

[estrellita]

Dear baby,

Please stop hogging all of mommy's energy. She needs to work and all she wants to do is curl up in a ball and sleep for weeks. Please share!

Love,
Zombie

[rachelgreen]

Dear Bunny,

Please start kicking and punching so that I really know you are in there and Mommy's anxiety levels can go down now that she isn't giving you your bunny food anymore (PIO).

Love,
Your about to have a panic attack Mommy

[robyn]

Dear Baby C,

I am so incredibly excited to meet you this week!! It would be just fabulous if you could get things started on your own so Mommy could at least give going natural a shot! Either way though, I'm counting down the hours until Daddy and I get to hold you!

Love,

Mommy

[ewall]

Dear Baby DM,

Sorry that the 3 year old in line at Starbucks poked you this morning. I didn't realize the bump was that noticeable, but apparently it is.

Signed,
Mama still needs her coffee

[picksthemusic]

Dear Bambino,

Please to be making your way into this world through my vag. I have no desire to have another c/s (unless your/my life is in danger, obvs). Also, if you could make your way into this world sooner rather than later, I'll love you the rest of your life. Which I'll do regardless, but you know what I mean.

Love,
Mommy

[sparkythelawyer]

Dear Nugget:

Sometimes the best things happen while you're busy making other plans. Your Dad and I were commenting how we haven't even known about you for a month yet, and yet it feels like a lifetime. I can see him starting to get excited, and it melts me :-).

Also, if you create as much drama once you're born as you have done while you are baking (stupid pancreatitis and needing surgery), you're grounded until you're 40.

Love,
Mom

[MrsDarcy]

Dear Baby,

You will be here this time next week and that blows my mind! PLEASE be a good sleeper, and be good to your mama. And if you want to turn head down that would be great, but if not that's cool too.

Love,
Mama

[awick14]

Dear baby,

Please continue to hang in there. Your daddy and I love you tons and we would love to meet you but we need to wait until at least February if not March ok.

Signed,
Tired and anxious mommy.

[shekels1222]

Dear baby girl Sheks,

I know you think it's fun to give mommy mini heart attacks every few days and want to come out and play with big brother, but you aren't ready yet. You still have some cooking to do and is appreciate if you would stop with the mini heart attacks.

Consider this your warning. I will not hesitate to enforce a lengthy time out from birth until your 3rd birthday. I love you. Stay in please.

Mommy Sheks

[ringstrue]

You can come in August if you want. But not the 19th cuz that's your sister's birthday.

[mrspost08]

Dear Baby G,

It would be nice if you would move up a little. My bladder is not your trampoline. You are starting to hurt me down there really bad.

Please please please do not come early. I hope you stay snug as a bug in a rug until September. While we have all your stuff ready I want you to bake as long as possible. I would also like you to come on an odd number day in September. Your mother has number issues lol

Thank you for not kicking me in the ribs! I do find it funny you kick my boobs instead.

Mommy P

[Odonata]

Dear Amelia,

Either start moving more so I know you are OK or be as calm of a baby as you are now one you're out. None of this cranky no sleeping baby crap after making me worry all this time. Also, you've been low and with your head jammed into my cervix forever now, and while that's where you should end up in a few months my crotch really hurts and I could use a break. How's about killing two birds with one stone and do a quick summersault: I can feel you move and give my sore undercarriage a break?

Oh and when you do come out can you take this swelling and say about 40 lbs of body mass with you? I'm over it.

Thanks a bunch,
Mom

[toutsuite]

Dear lil' bubs,

I am sorry I did not see/recognize that little triangle on the u/s as your baby boy junk. I was confused. Your father has already lectured me on how scarring that can be. Again, I am sorry.

I realize you are a growing boy, and as such, I would welcome any cravings you have of ice water, salad, fruit, or veggies that you could pass on to me vice pasta, cheese, lemonade, red meat (which I don't even normally like), and ice cream. While I love you immensely, I do not love my third ass cheek that seems to have appeared overnight.

I would appreciate it if you could move around a bit more during the follow-up u/s next week to get the pictures which we were unable to get since you decided to snooze through my orange juice, soda, jumping jacks, and "stomach jiggling" done by the u/s tech. I do not want a repeat of the stomach jiggling in front of others at the next u/s since I can't suck my stomach in anymore.

Finally, thank you for giving me fucking awesome hair and nails right now. I am seriously loving this.

Hugs and Kisses,
Mama Toutesuite

[mrssandro]

Dear Baby,

I am black and blue on the inside. I think you are in a new position but can we calm it down a bit. I can't wait to meet you. Please stay comfy and content for at least 10 more weeks.

[scribellesam]

Dearest Kraken,

I hope you are not a competitive guy. There is no reason to try and grow as big or bigger than your brother. Your dad was joking when he said a single digit weight baby would bring shame to the family. The position of "Mom's favorite son" is still up for grabs. Just saying, a birth weight under 10lbs just might clinch you the prize.

With hope from
Mama

[cuccaro]

Dear Felicity,

Thank you for being so good to your mama the past almost 40 weeks. I have enjoyed so much having you all to myself but I think I am ready to share now, especially since you seem to have dropped down and are killing my back! We are so excited to meet you and bring you home.

Love,

Mama

[Blue Moon]

Dear Baby B,
I'm sorry I nearly poisoned us by accidentally eating the hottest jalapeño pepper known to man with dinner tonight. I feel bad for you thrashing around in there but maybe you could use this as the impetus to flip head down. Daddy is laughing at mommy's attempts to hang upside down off of the couch otherwise.

Love,
Mom

[Deleted]

Dearest Duckling,

So far so good right? It's not so bad in there. Keep growing strong and I will keep eating those salads and fruit you crave so much. Thoroughly washed of course. I can't wait to feel you wiggling about, though hope you will give the ultrasound tech a nice peak on the 27th so we can paint the room the right color.

I mean the room will be turquoise either way, but the accessories could vary wildly.

Oh, I really hope you like our time together in the gym. You should get used to that.

Love,
Your gym rat mama, papa, and the kittens