Wait, what?

[EmilieMadison]

I found this on pinterest and people are oohing and ahhing over it's cuteness. All I can focus on is how there are 2 years between their first date and their first kiss.

[alleycat]

If I was going to write out my love story on a library return card I would use better handwriting.

[margotmacomber]

That three year gap between marriage and first born is probably because they waited 3 years to have sex. I would have worded that more wittily but DH won't shut the fuck up.

[Jermys]

Maybe he proposed in an Arbys?

[melindafelinda]

"Met in class" = Elementary School

[CityLights]

If I tried to do this based on my relationship timeline with H it would appear slutty and not cute at all, lol.

[tuckyblue]

Does baby #1 have no gender?

[EmilieMadison]

May 10, 2012 19:38:35 GMT -5 CityLights said:

If I tried to do this based on my relationship timeline with H it would appear slutty and not cute at all, lol.

Mine's TOTALLY cute!:
May-met at bar, SEX'N
June-went on first date
July- went to vegas together
Oct- officially divorced from ExH
Oct- move in together
And the rest is HISTORY!

[CheshireGrin]

May 10, 2012 19:38:35 GMT -5 CityLights said:

If I tried to do this based on my relationship timeline with H it would appear slutty and not cute at all, lol.

Yeah, this is pretty much where I would be.

[karmasabiotch]

May 10, 2012 19:43:29 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

May 10, 2012 19:38:35 GMT -5 CityLights said:

If I tried to do this based on my relationship timeline with H it would appear slutty and not cute at all, lol.

Mine's TOTALLY cute!:
May-met at bar, SEX'N
June-went on first date
July- went to vegas together
Oct- officially divorced from ExH
Oct- move in together
And the rest is HISTORY!

Are you with a different husband than you were a few years ago? Also didn't you donate your eggs or am I mixing you up with someone?

[mudslide]

Yeah, I don't understand the cuteness.

[lkoenig]

I'm not feeling said cuteness

[underwaterrhymes]

May 10, 2012 19:42:50 GMT -5 cjoy said:

AUG 99 Met at bar
AUG 99 Fingerbanged in bar bathroom
AUG 99 Woke up in same bed, not sure what happened
AUG 99 First kiss?
AUG 99 I guess we're dating
MAY 00 First baby
JULY 00 First baby's paternity test
AUG 00 Moved to new apartment. Alone.
DEC 00 Met your new daddy!

I literally LOLd at this one.

[EmilieMadison]

May 10, 2012 19:48:15 GMT -5 karmasabiotch said:

May 10, 2012 19:43:29 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Mine's TOTALLY cute!:
May-met at bar, SEX'N
June-went on first date
July- went to vegas together
Oct- officially divorced from ExH
Oct- move in together
And the rest is HISTORY!

Are you with a different husband than you were a few years ago? Also didn't you donate your eggs or am I mixing you up with someone?

I'm still on Husband #2! (I got divorced from ex in '02). And yes, I donated eggs.