Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson

[dulcemariamar]

with married director.

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20614660,00.html

[ECB]

Ah, so the ramp up in publicity is starting for the last Twilight movie, I see.

[IIOY]

RPatz seems like he'd be a hot mess in bed. Maybe she needed something a bit, erm, better.

Random speculation FTW.

[summer]

Now Prince's Scandalous song will be in my head all day.

[copzgirl1171]

Jul 25, 2012 6:22:24 GMT -5 IIOY said:

RPatz seems like he'd be a hot mess in bed. Maybe she needed something a bit, erm, better.

Random speculation FTW.

I have just the opposite thought. She skeeves me right the fuck out.

[charminglife]

oh no, now everyone will know that these two have been faking their relationship for years!!

[julief]

I can't stand her. I don't even want to watch the Snow White movie because she's in it. So expressionless... I thought heroin chic went out with Kate Moss in the 90s.

[IIOY]

Jul 25, 2012 8:02:48 GMT -5 julief said:

I can't stand her. I don't even want to watch the Snow White movie because she's in it. So expressionless..

Totally agree.

[heyjude]

That's not the type of story People usually does. They must be Team Edward all the way.

[laurenpetro]

Jul 25, 2012 6:22:24 GMT -5 IIOY said:

RPatz seems like he'd be a hot mess in bed. Maybe she needed something a bit, erm, better.

Random speculation FTW.

i'm completely ashamed to say i'd be more than happy to teach him a few things in that arena.

[foundmylazybum]

Jul 25, 2012 8:00:46 GMT -5 charminglife said:

oh no, now everyone will know that these two have been faking their relationship for years!!

Yeah this! In that blind gossip post last week (?) one of the best ones was about these two and their fake relationship--and how Kstew was something like happily oblivious--happy with a "distant relationship' and Rpat and Ashlee Greene were really hitting it on the sly.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 25, 2012 8:18:33 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

i'm completely ashamed to say i'd be more than happy to teach him a few things in that arena.

eeeeewwww... but he's smelly! He doesn't take showers for days.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

I can't stand Stewart or Pattinson. I do feel very bad for the directors wife and kids though

[copzgirl1171]

I can see her shouting out directions.

"NOT THERE..THERE" "GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT ISN'T THE G SPOT"
"HAND ME THE LUBE" "SPARKLE MY ASS'

[eclaires]

That skank!!!!

I like guys who look homeless - you should see my husband sometimes - so RPattz totally does it for me. KStew on the other hand...meh. Her acting in the Twilight movies is pretty shitty (haven't seen much else she's been in besides Adventureland, where she played roughly the same character), but occasionally she manages to look attractive and not like she hates her life and can't be bothered to brush her hair. MH loves to claim he is "team kstew" and that he thinks she is so hot, just to irritate me.

[foundmylazybum]

Jul 25, 2012 9:20:48 GMT -5 @copzgirl1171 said:

I can see her shouting out directions.

"NOT THERE..THERE" "GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT ISN'T THE G SPOT"
"HAND ME THE LUBE" "SPARKLE MY ASS'

Lol. You think she is that directive?
I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.

I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.

[copzgirl1171]

Jul 25, 2012 9:23:49 GMT -5 foundmylazybum said:

Jul 25, 2012 9:20:48 GMT -5 @copzgirl1171 said:

I can see her shouting out directions.

"NOT THERE..THERE" "GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT ISN'T THE G SPOT"
"HAND ME THE LUBE" "SPARKLE MY ASS'

Lol. You think she is that directive?
I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.

I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.

Kstew makes me think she is a teaming vat of STD's +o(

[foundmylazybum]

Jul 25, 2012 9:25:22 GMT -5 @copzgirl1171 said:

Jul 25, 2012 9:23:49 GMT -5 foundmylazybum said:

Lol. You think she is that directive?
I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.

I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.

Kstew makes me think she is a teaming vat of STD's

They are both disgusto IMO. This is horrible along the lines of Jessica Simpsongate--so I'm prepared...but I also think they both look dull. I wonder what kinds of conversations they have...


Also this:
SBP:
"If my boyfriend looked like he had fetal alcohol syndrome and was most famous for "sparkling", I probably would be pretty tempted to cheat, too."

Lol. Harsh but true!

I'm dying at you two in this post.

[Deleted]

it's about damn time. too bad the guy was married.

[ladybug2002]

People on twitter are going nuts over this. "Robsten is Unbroken" seems to be the phrase of the day, as though these people know the first thing about these two and their relationship, or that infidelity is a rare or shocking thing.

I also love Pattinson and can't stand her so this gives me some satisfaction.

[bbaggins]

I too picture her with herpes and warts.

[mx27]

Jul 25, 2012 6:11:09 GMT -5 ECB said:

Ah, so the ramp up in publicity is starting for the last Twilight movie, I see.

LOL!

[IIOY]

I love this thread.

Jul 25, 2012 9:27:50 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

I think it is totally hilarious that in 99% of fan fic, they "keep" RPatz for the lead but most of them go with someone else instead of KSew. lolololol

Although this doesn't surprise me, and I don't read fanfic at all, I still find it strangely gratifying.

[laurenpetro]

Jul 25, 2012 9:11:47 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 25, 2012 8:18:33 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

i'm completely ashamed to say i'd be more than happy to teach him a few things in that arena.

eeeeewwww... but he's smelly! He doesn't take showers for days.

that's one of the things i'd teach him first. ;P

[Deleted]

I was disappointed to hear it was just a make out session.

I was expecting something a bit more scandalous.

[IIOY]

Jul 25, 2012 9:57:57 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

it was just a make out session.

Wait, seriously?

[Deleted]

Jul 25, 2012 10:02:15 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Jul 25, 2012 9:57:57 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

it was just a make out session.

Wait, seriously?

Yeah, from the articles I read, they just felt each other up for a few minutes.

But I shouldn't be surprised. The whole Twilight universe operates on a twelve year old level so of course a little out of bounds liplock is treated like a 2 year sorrid affair involving elaborate lies and a standby room at the days inn.

[ladybug2002]

Jul 25, 2012 10:24:48 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

They both look like they smell like old fast food and bong water. And if Kristen's bed sport is anything like her acting I'm also going to assume that Rob's strongly into necrophilia.

:-(

[EloiseWeenie]

Jul 25, 2012 10:24:48 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

They both look like they smell like old fast food and bong water. And if Kristen's bed sport is anything like her acting I'm also going to assume that Rob's strongly into necrophilia.

lololol

[foundmylazybum]

Jul 25, 2012 9:57:57 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

I was disappointed to hear it was just a make out session.

I was expecting something a bit more scandalous.

Why--WHYYY?

She seems so boring!