I can't stand her. I don't even want to watch the Snow White movie because she's in it. So expressionless... I thought heroin chic went out with Kate Moss in the 90s.
oh no, now everyone will know that these two have been faking their relationship for years!!
Yeah this! In that blind gossip post last week (?) one of the best ones was about these two and their fake relationship--and how Kstew was something like happily oblivious--happy with a "distant relationship' and Rpat and Ashlee Greene were really hitting it on the sly.
I like guys who look homeless - you should see my husband sometimes - so RPattz totally does it for me. KStew on the other hand...meh. Her acting in the Twilight movies is pretty shitty (haven't seen much else she's been in besides Adventureland, where she played roughly the same character), but occasionally she manages to look attractive and not like she hates her life and can't be bothered to brush her hair. MH loves to claim he is "team kstew" and that he thinks she is so hot, just to irritate me.
"NOT THERE..THERE" "GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT ISN'T THE G SPOT" "HAND ME THE LUBE" "SPARKLE MY ASS'
Lol. You think she is that directive? I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.
I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.
"NOT THERE..THERE" "GOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT ISN'T THE G SPOT" "HAND ME THE LUBE" "SPARKLE MY ASS'
Lol. You think she is that directive? I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.
I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.
Kstew makes me think she is a teaming vat of STD's +o(
Lol. You think she is that directive? I see her as the dead fish in that relationship--awkward with communication "Don't you KNOW licking my lips means I'm angry sometimes and happy other times!?" and him being disconnected--because you know--that's what cool guys do..also--high a lot of the time. These things probably come together for horrible lovins.
I've spent too much time thinking about Kstew and Rpat together.
Kstew makes me think she is a teaming vat of STD's
They are both disgusto IMO. This is horrible along the lines of Jessica Simpsongate--so I'm prepared...but I also think they both look dull. I wonder what kinds of conversations they have...
Also this: SBP: "If my boyfriend looked like he had fetal alcohol syndrome and was most famous for "sparkling", I probably would be pretty tempted to cheat, too."
Post by ladybug2002 on Jul 25, 2012 9:36:47 GMT -5
People on twitter are going nuts over this. "Robsten is Unbroken" seems to be the phrase of the day, as though these people know the first thing about these two and their relationship, or that infidelity is a rare or shocking thing.
I also love Pattinson and can't stand her so this gives me some satisfaction.
I think it is totally hilarious that in 99% of fan fic, they "keep" RPatz for the lead but most of them go with someone else instead of KSew. lolololol
Although this doesn't surprise me, and I don't read fanfic at all, I still find it strangely gratifying.
Yeah, from the articles I read, they just felt each other up for a few minutes.
But I shouldn't be surprised. The whole Twilight universe operates on a twelve year old level so of course a little out of bounds liplock is treated like a 2 year sorrid affair involving elaborate lies and a standby room at the days inn.
They both look like they smell like old fast food and bong water. And if Kristen's bed sport is anything like her acting I'm also going to assume that Rob's strongly into necrophilia.
They both look like they smell like old fast food and bong water. And if Kristen's bed sport is anything like her acting I'm also going to assume that Rob's strongly into necrophilia.