s/o completely rational sentence

[niq]

What about the other way? Come up with a sentence that made sense twenty years ago that sounds like someone talking about 45 records in the 1960s

My favorite is from a standup comedian: "yesterday I called Blockbuster Video to see if they had something in stock".

[RandZB]

I'll be in the car so you won't hear from me for a couple of hours.

[RandZB]

And: I've never been to this city before, I need to go buy a map.

[mellymel]

Can I borrow a quarter for the pay phone?

[heyrebekah]

I have to get up early to go stand in line at Sound Warehouse for concert tickets.

[Deleted]

I made you this mixed tape for your birthday.

I just got the coolest new Diskman.

I can't wait for tomorrow so I can watch TGIF.

[Deleted]

I took a Polaroid and put it in my locker.

I don't know what happened in (XYZ international city), I haven't gotten today's paper yet.

Come gather around the radio to hear tonight's broadcast.

[shortstax]

Mom, where's the phone book?!?

[babsbunny]

The cord won't reach. Let me set the phone down and I'll be right back.

Is this flight smoking or non smoking?

I have to put in my contacts.

[Deleted]

I hope these pictures turn out.

[agnes]

I don't have enough seats in the cab of my truck, just put the kids in the bed.

[audette]

Let's look it up in the encyclopedia.

[livinitup]

I'm waiting-up to catch the news.

Is that Friday's paper? I'm looking for movie times for the weekend.

Hurry up. He's calling long distance.

[bryantpark]

What's an area code for?

I'm in Maine now and I smile when I see 7 digits phone numbers everywhere.

[bryantpark]

I used to have the best collection of cass-singles. Just needed someone at my parties to man the boom box.

[tacom]

Aug 22, 2014 8:54:43 GMT -5 minniemouse said:

Get off AOL so I can make a phone call.

OMG the worst!! 

[Deleted]

Please be kind and rewind your video tape before returning.

[catbus]

Damn, I missed the Seinfeld season finale last night. Anyone happen to tape it?