My kitchen chairs are sticky.... Perhaps I should clean them?
Yesterday at the playground I felt it necessary to make a dirty joke in front of the hot dad I had just met. He laughed. He had said something about his meat (insert embarrassed emoticon here). And by meat, he was talking to his wife about what he had been marinating for dinner.
Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.
I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the directed of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.
I often wish MIL had less of a life so she would want to babysit more. Lol. We hardly ask her because she just has so much going on. She and SFIL are young, retired, travel often and volunteer a lot. Nooooo, why can't you be bored and want to come and watch the kids everyday? Haha
Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.
I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.
I've known this for a long time but the red ones confuse me about 50% of the time still.
Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.
I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.
Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.
I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.
It took me a embarrassingly long time to figure this out. My current pondering is if there is any rhyme or reason to what the ? Candies turn into.
Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.
I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.
I often wish MIL had less of a life so she would want to babysit more. Lol. We hardly ask her because she just has so much going on. She and SFIL are young, retired, travel often and volunteer a lot. Nooooo, why can't you be bored and want to come and watch the kids everyday? Haha
I feel this way about my own parents. It's annoying.
Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.
Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.
Actual LOL. You're a better wife than I am. I'd be like "GET UP! I can't sleep, so this is now your problem too!"
Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.
I have done this!
I feel like I can "do it" quieter than H would though somehow.. and also of course no mess.
Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.
I'm glad you said this!! I felt bad but I've totally done it too. I didn't know it was disrespectful. I thought it was kind to let him sleep.