1. My neighbors who are ALWAYS outside. (We live in an apartment.) It isn't even that they are always out there. It's that they always have people over, kids running everywhere, music playing, etc. We can never sit on our porch because they are so annoying.
2. DH drinks chocolate milk every morning. He pours a glass of milk, gets the Nesquik out of the cabinet and makes his milk. It isn't even that chocolate syrup CLEARLY makes better chocolate milk than Nesquik powder, it's that EVERY FUCKING MORNING he leaves the container on the counter, instead of putting it in the cabinet directly in front of his face. (Where he found it, because the day before, I put it away.)
3. People who like their own shit on facebook. (Especially their own statuses.)
I totally agree about the liking your own FB junk. Mine:
1. DH usually goes to bed before me. He always lays on my pillow. Always. Like, he lays on his side of the bed, but with his head and shoulders twisted over to my pillow. So then I come to bed and my pillow is hot from his big stupid head, and he's somehow still on his pillow too so I can't switch. I hate hot pillows.
2. People who post really vague things on FB (Ex. "Have a big decision to make!") resulting in dozens of questions that the poster refuses to answer.
3. Clothes that I bought at Old Navy back in 2003 are still in decent shape, while anything I buy now falls apart in 3-4 washes.
2. DH drinks chocolate milk every morning. He pours a glass of milk, gets the Nesquik out of the cabinet and makes his milk. It isn't even that chocolate syrup CLEARLY makes better chocolate milk than Nesquik powder, it's that EVERY FUCKING MORNING he leaves the container on the counter, instead of putting it in the cabinet directly in front of his face. (Where he found it, because the day before, I put it away.)
Your turn.
That is how I drink my chocolate milk. Nesquick is so much better, but I always put the container away
1) Some girlfriends are planning what sounds like a fantastic weekend in Florida next October. Between work and school there's no way I can go. I'm totally jealous.
2) Our housekeeper has either cancelled or been out of town for the last month. I keep surface cleaning, expecting that she'll be here in a few days to do the big stuff, only to have her back out again. We love her and she's worked reliably for us for five years now, so we're not thinking about letting her go, but it's really getting old.
3) My H does not have a high sex drive right now. I do.