Can you send him in with scrubbing bubbles and ask if he could do a quick rub down of the bathroom. Errr,wipe down
Yes, this is my next line of defense. My mom and I were just talking earlier about how the 2 y.o. has been missing the potty and I need to either hire a maid or have someone clean the bathroom. She said she'd get my dad to do it tonight. So I'm gonna pretty please him in a minute.
Going to read a bedtime story.
I can't decide if I should look to see if it's gone, or just send him in to clean it whether he found it during teeth-brushing or not.
You're assuming that he forgot it. This is a guy who carries a fleshlight on his person. to work. It will be drying on your dish rack when you wake up. Trust and believe.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Sept 8, 2014 21:08:15 GMT -5
Sometimes you need a special friend, y'know? For instance, I've got my vibrator. It's nice. We've had some good times together.
If I go on an extended visit somewhere, I might take it along for the ride. Not always. But sometimes, yes! Because my vibrator is pretty awesome!
I sure as fuck, however, wouldn't take my vibrator for an afternoon jaunt to visit a sick friend's house or to help my aunt and uncle clean out their basement.
Oh dear. I'm sorry this happened to you. But lollllll.
I just asked dh if he knew what it was and he started to explain, very awkwardly and quietly (as though he might wake the children with his description), and then he told me to google it. It was fun to tell him that I had already learned (from this post!).
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
So I told my H about this, because we have discussed fleshlights before, and here is his solution.
I think I'd just casually add it to the end of something I was telling him, like "so we're gonna go out for pizza later and I was hoping you could join us. Also, you left your marital aid out in the bathroom."
Post by RoxMonster on Sept 8, 2014 21:17:50 GMT -5
LOL. I have to confess I at first thought you had just done a typo for "flashlight" in your OP and had no idea why finding a flashlight in your shower was so disgusting.
NOW I get it. And OMG. I'm so sorry. You HAVE to update us when he leaves as to whether or not the offending object is still there.
Oh no. I once accidentally found, uh, compromising photos of my dad on his laptop and that was horrible. I'm so glad I never found a fleshlight or anything of that variety. Gross.
Oh no. I once accidentally found, uh, compromising photos of my dad on his laptop and that was horrible. I'm so glad I never found a fleshlight or anything of that variety. Gross.
Ok, I just told my husband this story. His response: Was it like in his glovebox? With the insurance and registration info? What if someone else was driving his car and got pulled over?
Oh no. I once accidentally found, uh, compromising photos of my dad on his laptop and that was horrible. I'm so glad I never found a fleshlight or anything of that variety. Gross.
Thank you
I really hate to tell you this...yours is still worse. I hope you have gotten the help you need :/
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
Now engaging plan B, "Dad, the bathroom is kinda stinky, do you mind wiping it down for me? Just around the toilet and in the tub. Asher sucks at potty training. Thanks!"