Now engaging plan B, "Dad, the bathroom is kinda stinky, do you mind wiping it down for me? Just around the toilet and in the tub. Asher sucks at potty training. Thanks!"
Just for the love of life, say it "and IN the TUB. Boys spray shit everywhere."
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
My H didn't know what a fleshlight was. L. M. A. O.
I didn't either...I figured it was some light used to check for lice or something. Why the fuck is it called that? "Fleshlight?" That's a dumb name for a pretend cooch.
Oh no. I once accidentally found, uh, compromising photos of my dad on his laptop and that was horrible. I'm so glad I never found a fleshlight or anything of that variety. Gross.
That was my reaction. I called H and freaked out. There are just some things that you never want to see your father doing.
Oh no, you need to be more direct with him, ask him to specifically wash the tub. That way it disappears and you can bleach your eyes and pretend this never happened.
My H didn't know what a fleshlight was. L. M. A. O.
I didn't either...I figured it was some light used to check for lice or something. Why the fuck is it called that? "Fleshlight?" That's a dumb name for a pretend cooch.
Because it looks like a flashlight! But it's a snatch inside! Marketing, Babs!
Post by speckledfrog on Sept 8, 2014 21:50:16 GMT -5
I have so many thoughts. This makes me feel much better about the time I found my dad's underpants tucked between the sheets after he and my step-mom stayed over.
jennistarr1's story made my stomach knot up. I'm pretty sure I just died on her behalf.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby