RANCH DRESSING!!!

[ringstrue]

what was her back story? I have a vague memory of the sn but not much else.

[ladybug2002]

Jul 27, 2012 8:23:45 GMT -5 ringstrue said:

what was her back story? I have a vague memory of the sn but not much else.

Google "springs1 ranch dressing"

She is the psycho that gets bent out of shape because she doesn't get five star service at Chili's and Applebee's

[laurenpetro]

YEAH!!!!

[laurenpetro]

Jul 27, 2012 8:28:52 GMT -5 pennypenny said:

Jul 27, 2012 8:26:55 GMT -5 ladybug2002 said:

Google "springs1 ranch dressing"

She is the psycho that gets bent out of shape because she doesn't get five star service at Chili's and Applebee's

I asked her why she doesn't go to more upscale restaurants and she said she doesn't like their service either.

They have a WATER BOY and I ********DON'T WANT******* water!

Ha.

i fixed that for you.

[ladybug2002]

I am pretty sure she just doesn't like anything or anyone. I have never seen her go off on anything besides servers before but the cashier thing is fairly entertaining.

[redheadbaker]

Is it the real springs1, or an AE impersonator?

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Omg I'm going cross-eyed at the story about the BB&B line. LINES LINES LINES!!!!

[UMaineTeach]

Jul 27, 2012 8:43:28 GMT -5 ChillyMcFreeze said:

Omg I'm going cross-eyed at the story about the BB&B line. LINES LINES LINES!!!!

Clearly she needs to only go to TJMaxx and Marshall's with the one line and multiple cashiers.

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Jul 27, 2012 8:45:00 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

Jul 27, 2012 8:43:28 GMT -5 ChillyMcFreeze said:

Omg I'm going cross-eyed at the story about the BB&B line. LINES LINES LINES!!!!

Clearly she needs to only go to TJMaxx and Marshall's with the one line and multiple cashiers.

But I'm sure those places have terrible service, too. She's making a *************PERSONAL*********************** **********CHOICE**************!

Thanks for altering us to the cray, mw!

[rosiedozie]

This has made my Friday, for real.

[ECB]

I can't believe I've never heard of her before. This is truly shocking to me! She's a peach.

[pixy0stix]

Was someone talking about tipping over there?

[y4m]

We called her out of the woodwork beetlejuice style.

Her missive on which customers should be helped first when Bed Bath and Beyond opens a new checkout line is not to be missed.

[emilyj]

I just...if you've got a list of what, 40 pet peeves of things you dislike about restaurants? Do the world a favor and stay the fuck home. Seriously.

[ladybug2002]

Jul 27, 2012 9:05:59 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Was someone talking about tipping over there?

Restaurant pet peeves. She was mentioned in that post, then another one was started asking what the story was with her.

I think she just googles her name and and answers the bat signal.

[pixy0stix]

We've tried calling her out before on PCE, and she never bit.

Although, the more I'm reading her responses, the more I feel sorry for her. I'm a pretty ragey person, but even I don't have that level of rage and frustration every day.

[sara76]

Woah. She is awful, and I'm dying at "bat call".

[heightsyankee]

I never knew about her until a few weeks ago I happened upon a post somewhere on here. Googled and then lost VALUABLE HOURS of my life reading all her drama. The internet. I blame the internet.

[druidp]

I would NOT be surprised if she has "ranch dressing" and "tipping servers" on her Google alerts, so she can race to the scene and put in her 2,000,000 cents.

[msmerymac]

Is this a good time to confess that I made ranch dressing this week and it's awesome?

[druidp]

Jul 27, 2012 11:00:31 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Is this a good time to confess that I made ranch dressing this week and it's awesome?

STOP shoving your ranch dressing down MY throat until I *********ASK******** for it. IDIOT!!!!****!!!

[Deleted]

I think it's the real,OCD deal.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

She does a lot of internet shouting. TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF PLEASE!!! IT IS A ***CHOICE**** NOT TO TYPE LIKE A FLAMING BAG OF DICKS!

[mominatrix]

OMG. I think I missed this earlier, and I'm only in the MM thread recapping her... wow... she's a big ball of crazy.

My favorite part is that she seems to remember every single indignity she's ever suffered at a restaurant, ever.
So, like, this one time, they brought STRAWBERRY instead of RASPBERRY for my cheesecake!!!... it's been like five years, but I remember it like it was yesterday.

...unless the strawberry sent you into anaphalactic shock, I'm thinking that there probably isn't a good reason for you to remember something like this.

Hell, I take my coffee black, with sugar. If I recalled every time McDonalds put milk in my coffee, and how terriblyawfulnogoodverybadday it felt, I think I'd probably go off the deep end.

- which she clearly has.

[msmerymac]

I'm only on page 3. It gets REALLY GOOD when she said that having unprotected sex is a ****CHOICE**** and therefore, if you're picking up milk past your kids' bedtime and didn't think to leave them with a sitter, and she bowls you over before you have a chance to pick up your car seat and move to the new line that's opening, well, too bad, so sad. You should have thought about that.

OMG. This is one of the best things I've read here. God help the person who tries to "save a spot" in line for someone on her watch. I'm a stickler for rules, but even I did frontsies-backsies a few times in my day.

[ranchlova]

RANCH DRESSING IS AWWWWEEESOOOMMMEEE!!!!

[basilosaurus]

Oh, I was wondering if she'd show. They did call her beetlejuice style.