Clooney's off the market y'all!

[IIOY]

Fucking Anna Wintour, man.

[gpw]

Meh. I kinda don't really care.

[laurenpetro]

I'm sad Matt's still married.

#waitingfornewdaddy

[StrawberryBlondie]

I still think she settled a little.

[AAM2012]

Hmmm should we do an over/under on how long this will last?

[Deleted]

I don't give two shits until I see a pic of Amal's dress.

I do love Clooney for going full on, yes, this is a blingtastic bona fide celebrity wedding, bitches! He's owning the status and I ain't mad at him.

[KateAggie]

Am I crazy, or are they showing two different dresses for Emily Blunt?

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Sept 27, 2014 23:00:59 GMT -5 KateAggie said:

Am I crazy, or are they showing two different dresses for Emily Blunt?

One is probably the rehearsal dinner and the other for the wedding.

I need to discuss Cindy Crawford's face. It looks like rubber.

ETA: Yeah, someone fucked up labeling those pictures because John Krasinsky is wearing a white shirt and tie in the pic with Emily in the fug dress but an open gray or slate blue shirt with no tie when she's wearing the prettier lace dress.

Actually, the first dress isn't ugly per se. It just looks like it has my favorite earrings tacked all over it and that would probably scratch the shit out of you with your arms down so I hate it.

[Deleted]

And why the fuck didn't Bono wear real fucking clothes? I'm about to write him a fucking letter now that I know it doesn't even need a fancy address.

Everyone else is wearing formal attire but he ass has on a tee shirt, jeans, and a denim jacket. Emmy's hate for that man was not without reason.

[StrawberryBlondie]

Sept 27, 2014 23:13:36 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

And why the fuck didn't Bono wear real fucking clothes? I'm about to write him a fucking letter now that I know it doesn't even need a fancy address.

Everyone else is wearing formal attire but he ass has on a tee shirt, jeans, and a denim jacket. Emmy's hate for that man was not without reason.

I thought I saw a picture of Bono in a tux. Maybe he decided on a costume change.

[finally]

It's been a bad, sad year. First my husband decides he doesn't want to be married anymore but I had hope... Then Brad decides to go and get married and now George. I will be single for the rest of my life.

[just]

Best coverage I've seen.

Internationally acclaimed barrister Amal Alamuddin marries an actor : www.thebusinesswomanmedia.com/amal-alamuddin-marries-actor/

[summer]

I'm kinda feeling sad for the ex-girlfriends today. Here they thought he was a bachelor who wasn't going to ever marry anyone, nothing personal, until it's personal.

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Sept 28, 2014 14:21:44 GMT -5 summer said:

I'm kinda feeling sad for the ex-girlfriends today. Here they thought he was a bachelor who wasn't going to ever marry anyone, nothing personal, until it's personal.

Stacy Keibler probably got drunk off her ass last night and ate a freezer full of haagen dazs. I feel sorry for her husband.

ETA: And the Italian one who looked like a low rent version of Cindy Crawford got married about two weeks ago.

[summer]

Sept 28, 2014 14:23:22 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Sept 28, 2014 14:21:44 GMT -5 summer said:

I'm kinda feeling sad for the ex-girlfriends today. Here they thought he was a bachelor who wasn't going to ever marry anyone, nothing personal, until it's personal.

Stacy Keibler probably got drunk off her ass last night and ate a freezer full of haagen dazs. I feel sorry for her husband.

ETA: And the Italian one who looked like a low rent version of Cindy Crawford got married about two weeks ago.

I feel like they should all get together for some sort of support group.

Oh, ETA: I feel like most women he dates look like a low rent version of Cindy Crawford (or Sandra Bullock).  

[summer]

Here's the new couple.  Is it body shaming to mention that she is ....very thin.  

[summer]

Sept 27, 2014 22:33:24 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

I do love Clooney for going full on, yes, this is a blingtastic bona fide celebrity wedding, bitches! He's owning the status and I ain't mad at him.

Yes!  He's obviously very proud of this relationship.  He went all out. 

[emisi]

Matt Damon looks like he did some pre-partying in that one pic. Must have been quite the bash.

Also, she must be quite the lady to have actually convinced George he wanted to get married again. She's gorgeous, but he dated lots of gorgeous women. I bet she's crazy smart.

[emisi]

Sept 28, 2014 14:29:50 GMT -5 summer said:

Here's the new couple.  Is it body shaming to mention that she is ....very thin.  

She is thin, but I don't think she's unhealthy thin.  Also I like the dress, but it definitely barely covers her ladybits.

[summer]

Hmmm...I think she looks the right age.  

Also, her hair is amazing.

[josieposy]

I can't wait to see her dress.

[overture]

Sept 28, 2014 14:40:53 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Can we mention how she looks older than 35 to me? Like 10 years older?

I imagine earning law degrees in two countries, clerking for Sotomayor, battling Enron, representing Julian Assange, advising the UN on Syria, and generally being an all-around bad ass will add a few years to the face.

Also, can we mention how fucking hilarious this is:

[downtoearth]

Sept 29, 2014 1:14:22 GMT -5 overture said:

Sept 28, 2014 14:40:53 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Can we mention how she looks older than 35 to me? Like 10 years older?

I imagine earning law degrees in two countries, clerking for Sotomayor, battling Enron, representing Julian Assange, advising the UN on Syria, and generally being an all-around bad ass will add a few years to the face.

Also, can we mention how fucking hilarious this is:

Sure b/c it is totally hilarious! 

But I think this guy can handle some humor with her.