Mariah Carey awkward AI photo

[pixy0stix]

The pop icon, who recently stepped in as the newest judge on the reality TV show, debuted a strangely stiff look for her "AI" picture. Carey's hand is shown unnaturally placed over her bare shoulder, almost as if she needs to hold up her one-shouldered tangerine frock.

The star's other hand is resting on her tiny waist, which looks suspiciously digitally slenderized.

Negotiations for her salary must have gone more smoothly than the photo session. The star is reportedly receiving $17 million for Season 12 -- $2 million more than departing judge Jennifer Lopez received in her last season.

The 42-year-old will appear on the Fox show when it returns in 2013.

[IIOY]

As far as I can tell from perusing the Googles, half the free world thinks that photo is ridic, and the other half simply hasn't seen it yet.

ETA: Recent and presumably more realistic photos of her. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2153476/Mariah-Carey-shows-voluptuous-figure-VERY-clinging-dress-complete-thigh-high-split.html

[passthewine]

I was so distracted by the photoshop diet that I hadn't even noticed the hand. Maybe they were hoping the hand would distract the world from the fact that she isn't nearly that skinny.

[heightsyankee]

Hmmm... she just might make Idol watchable again... for all the wrong reasons.

[NitaX]

Mariah needs to go somewhere and SAT DOWN. She looks a hot mess and a half in this dress. It does nothing for her.

[pixy0stix]

Is that dude holding a suitcase, or is it her purse?

[IIOY]

Jul 27, 2012 14:35:15 GMT -5 NitaX said:

Mariah needs to go somewhere and SAT DOWN. She looks a hot mess and a half in this dress. It does nothing for her.

I love you so much, nitaw. I seriously just burst out laughing at "SAT DOWN."

[Chirp]

She seems to have absolutely no idea what to do with her hands in really any scenario.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Jul 27, 2012 14:36:04 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Is that dude holding a suitcase, or is it her purse?

Purse that she uses to feel tiny by comparison?

[NitaX]

Jul 27, 2012 14:39:49 GMT -5 Chirp said:

She seems to have absolutely no idea what to do with her hands.

Hmph. She has absolutely no idea what to do with her brain.

[chichimi]

Jul 27, 2012 14:39:49 GMT -5 Chirp said:

She seems to have absolutely no idea what to do with her hands in really any scenario.

Thats because one is usually occupied with a mic and the other goes up and down dramatically with her falsetto.

[pixy0stix]

Here lies pixy, ded at watching mariah smell her fingers.

[IIOY]

The FUCK? Is she really sniffing her breasticle sweat?

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I smell my boob sweat....

*poof* woopsie!

[pixy0stix]

Oooo... daria is in trouble for remote linking!

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Jul 27, 2012 14:50:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Oooo... daria is in trouble for remote linking!

I'm shocked that's the first time....

It wasn't a penis...right?

[IIOY]

Jul 27, 2012 14:50:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Oooo... daria is in trouble for remote linking!

And yet it's legal for Mariah to wear that dress.

There is no justice in the world.

[Chirp]

Jul 27, 2012 14:41:30 GMT -5 NitaX said:

Jul 27, 2012 14:39:49 GMT -5 Chirp said:

She seems to have absolutely no idea what to do with her hands.

Hmph. She has absolutely no idea what to do with her brain.

Touchè

[pixy0stix]

Jul 27, 2012 14:52:36 GMT -5 Daria Morgandorffer said:

Jul 27, 2012 14:50:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Oooo... daria is in trouble for remote linking!

I'm shocked that's the first time....

It wasn't a penis...right?

Trust me, if it had been a penis my response would have been completely different.

[NitaX]

Jul 27, 2012 14:36:04 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Is that dude holding a suitcase, or is it her purse?

You know what. I just feel bad for ol' dude. How much money is she paying him to carry this giant ass bag? I mean, hell, I would have to do tricks straight out of Superhead's handbook to get my H to carry my purse/giant ass bag around.