The Huffington Post | By Andres Jauregui Email Posted: 09/27/2014 10:11 am EDT Updated: 09/27/2014 10:59 am EDT
Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor's ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger's lifestyle.
If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there's a website just for you.
It's called Fitness Swingers, and it's the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.
The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven't looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle.
Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn't think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she's totally convinced that god is on their side.
“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”
Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents' website is definitely "different."
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Post by josieposy on Sept 28, 2014 20:58:31 GMT -5
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
So that whole Commandment thing is more of a guideline then?
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
So that whole Commandment thing is more of a guideline then?
Look, who the hell cares what it says in the Bible? He wants the sweet caress of the Lord Jesus Christ himself shivering across his ear directly. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, LORD OF HOSTS?
He should probably try laying out the fleece or something.
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
So that whole Commandment thing is more of a guideline then?
Which commandment? The coveting the wife one? Does it count as coveting when its something (someone) you can borrow anytime? I mean....is my neighbor really coveting my deepfryer when he knows he can pop over and take it whenever he wants?
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
So that whole Commandment thing is more of a guideline then?
Which commandment? The coveting the wife one? Does it count as coveting when its something (someone) you can borrow anytime? I mean....is my neighbor really coveting my deepfryer when he knows he can pop over and take it whenever he wants?
I am now part of the Church of Wawa... I'll take her guidance any day!
"So far today, God hasn't told me, 'Dean stop that, it's a sin. I don't want you to do that.' Until he does that, I'm going to keep trying to help as many people as I can," he told Barcroft.
So that whole Commandment thing is more of a guideline then?
Which commandment? The coveting the wife one? Does it count as coveting when its something (someone) you can borrow anytime? I mean....is my neighbor really coveting my deepfryer when he knows he can pop over and take it whenever he wants?
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's kitchenware unless Thou provides thy neighbor with deep fried goodness."