I put on an episode of Ninjago and say "I'll see you soon!". He is 6 and he will sit in front of the tv as long as we let him. I get exhausted by bed time and I have terrible nighttime allergies so it is a must for us!
Yes. Flame full alert: I've done it feeding them. They were super young and didn't know and it was the only thing that got us through the every two hour wakes in the beginning with the twins. Once they were like four months we stopped. They had no idea. None.
I had such a furrowed brow trying to figure out how this would work my coworker asked me "what is wrong? You look puzzled.". So I told her.
ETA: now I refreshed again and I had to share the paper clips with her.
I must be honest. I want to be to each their own but tandem nursing (or single nursing) while having sex is just inconceivable to me. Wow the internet is a scary place.
I still feel sorta guilty for nursing on the toilet.
OMG, I keep looking at the paper clips and start laughing out loud…the door between my office and the Principal's is open and I am losing it over here.
I must be honest. I want to be to each their own but tandem nursing (or single nursing) while having sex is just inconceivable to me. Wow the internet is a scary place.
If you want to be even more scared, look up "adult nursing relationship" (results might be nsfw). Someone just explained this to me and
OK @this I am now looking at your diagrams on my laptop. On the app, the photos are rotated...I was having a really hard time figuring out how you feed babies and have sex while suspended in the air. NOW IT MAKES SENSE.
Don't show any husbands! This is how urban legends are started and pretty soon we'll all be expected to have bfing sex.
I just told DH about this and he was so distracted by wtfing sex while feeding a baby that he couldn't even appreciate my paperclip art. I was like, "Yeah, but LOOK!" And he was like, "But... whyyyyy" And I said, "IDK BUT THIS IS A PAPERCLIP DOGGY STYLING ANOTHER PAPERCLIP."
I haven't answered the question. We had sex ONCE while DD was asleep in her PNP or bassinet. This means she was under 3 or 4 months. And at that point she slept like the dead.
Since then it has only been while she slept in another room because we moved her at like 5 months.
Was it on here or the other board where a couple would have sex with the baby right next to them on the bed, and she (the mom) said the motion rocked/soothed the baby? Either way, I now have a new "standard" for sex around babies.
I don't remember this, but I remember reading a post on the other board about a chick who would nurse her baby while giving her husband a blowie.
"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”