Last night, my H and I were play fighting on the bed (does anyone else do this? Or are we just weird) and we were laughing really hard and he tried to hold me over the edge of the bed so I would surrender and...I fell off the bed. Into the nightstand.
So today I am COVERED in bruises. I have two nasty ones on my arm and leg and smaller ones everywhere else. Apparently I bruise like a peach. WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL PEOPLE AT THE GYM ON MONDAY?
I'm glad you're okay. Unfortunately, in this instance, as embarrassing as it would be, the (limited) truth might be best. Something along the lines of, "Oh, my goodness, I'm so embarrassed. I fell out of bed! Can you believe it?"
I know if I tried to come up with something, it would be really obvious I was lying.
Emerson Kate, born 38w5d on 4/6/12 at 6:02 p.m., 5 lbs 13 oz and 18 3/4 inches. Lucas Matthew, born 39w5d on 4/11/14 at 8:20 a.m., 7 lbs 4 oz and 20 inches.