Want to hear a story? About my redneck town?

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Jason was talking to one of his parents' neighbors tonight. He learned that this guy (R)'s dad owns the property that overlooks the highway. It is on a cliff and there are war memorials and flags lining it.
Apparently, R and his family went to the woods in the other side of the highway and hung a bunch of gongs from the trees. They go over to R's dads house and sit on a bench and try to shoot the gongs on the other side of the highway. 50 calibers. Over the highway. Gongs in trees.

They have a huge party up there every summer with bands and it is now my mission in life to get invited to it. For you guys.

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I wouldn't put this past my family....I see you are in PA... do you live in my town?

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DO I?? I am nearish the Williamsport area.

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nah, I am south of Pittsburgh. I got excited for a minute.

My uncle owns land on one side of a highway, dad's friend owns the other side. I hope they never see this post or they would have ideas.

[rodeored]

Totally sounds normal for the area lol.

[winelady]

Our town has outhouse races every year, I live 5 miles from town and there are three bars and 2 liquor stores within 2 miles. The closest bar has a buffalo, goats, ducks. They used to have cows but they moved them to plant pumpkins for the buffalo!
My dad holds pig roast/skeet shoot at his house every other year!

[Jermys]

Jul 30, 2012 22:59:35 GMT -5 toledo said:

excuse me while I go outside and kiss the urban ground.

Sweet Jesus, yes. I am never so glad to live here as when I visit my brother in his little redneck Kansas town.

[sprky79]

I came very close to moving to a town for Fiance's job back in the day that their big "thing" each year, if you will, was a Corn Boil.

bullet = dodged.

[textbookcase]

I live in "The Carrot Capital of the World". We have a Carrot Festival, carnival, and queen.