I know this is a ways off, but I was talking to one of H's coworkers and we have the perfect prank to pull on him this year.
Between H and his co-worker they manage about 16 people, a mix of employees and contractors, doing various things. This is the part about H's job that he hates the most. He really hates having to go in and set things up for new contractors, since they start so frequently.
I joke with the both of them that I want to be hired and she keeps telling me that if I ever want a job then she'd hire me. H gives her the death glare.
For April Fools Day his coworker is going to "hire" me, under her group, and I'm going to show up at H's work on April Fools Day, reporting for my first day! She said that she can set up a work station, get me a badge and make it seem totally legit.
The only part that we're a little hazy on is how I will make it legit that I left my job and she hired me....