Open letters?

[candreco]

It is Tuesday, after all.

Dear US Airways,

Stop fucking up DH's flights. We don't have problems on any other airline, and this is the FIFTH trip in the last six months you've fucked up. Two hours delayed already, with not even an estimated departure time given yet.

No love,
Hormonal pregnant lady who doesn't need this shit

[hubes]

Dear Everyone,

I've worked 97 hours in the past 9 days. If you continue to give me shit about not being in the office tomorrow, I'll go Carrie on this place.

Signed,

Hoobs

[Deleted]

Dear Sandman,

Please do your job tonight, ok?

Desperately,
Exhausted

[Deleted]

Dear Mother-In-Law,
You make delicious food. This does not mean that the meals we eat at your home need to resemble Thanksgiving dinner. I don't need an entree, 3 sides, a roll, and dessert for dinner. I know cooking is how you show your family love, but you aren't doing H and I any favors in the health or weight department when we stay with you.
Sincerely,
Juliash

[iamgrace]

Jul 31, 2012 16:17:38 GMT -5 heybetch said:

Dear Cat,

Yes, after 7 years of telling you to get your ass off of the counter, we put your food up on the counter so the baby doesn't eat it. This does not, I repeat NOT, mean you own the fucking place. Quit staring at me.

Cordially,
heybetch

This is very, very funny.