I'm a stellar parent. Not.

[Jermys]

It's been stressful lately. Just a little bit. And I haven't been reining in my filthy potty mouth like usual.

Yesterday, I called my cousin a shit pig when I was telling H about that whole debacle and Edith said "Oh Mom, don't say shit pig. It's not nice."

And then today in the Dunkin Donuts drive through, the woman ahead of me was paying with change. I said "Just pay with a fucking credit card like a normal person!" out the window so she could hear.

And from the peanut gallery, I hear "Yeah, pay wiff you fuckin card!"

[hubes]

Haha. It happens. I was talking to a lady on the phone one time, and her 12-year-old (who has some special needs) pulled her aside to talk about the language and tone that she used with "the nice lady on the phone."

[louloudi87]

:Y:

[tulip]

It's cool, my 2 year old has been running around saying asshole for a week.

[Deleted]

When SIL was about 2 or 3, FIL told her to go tell her "bastard brother to come in to the living room." SIL goes up to H, "Batard bruvver, go to the other room!" Wonderful.

[deanlicker78]

We can be bad parents together. I was talking out loud to myself the other day (cussing of course), not thinking about Ava the parrot being in the room. Yesterday she demanded her father open the fucking door. He gave me the evil eye. It will take weeks for her to quit referring to everything with a fuck in front of it.

[Kit]

One Thanksgiving when my niece was maybe 2 1/2, she dropped some turkey off of her plate, and followed that with an, "Ohhhhhh shit." The whole table tried really hard not to laugh, while telling her that wasn't a nice word to say.

It happens, you're not a bad mom :-)

[cheesierthanchedda]

I think I just told this story recently....

When I was about 2 (I think), my mom was emptying the dishwasher and she dropped and broke a glass. She said, "Oh shhhhhhhh-ooot" (changing the word when she realized I was in the room). To which I responded, "Don't you mean SHIT, Mommy?"

Don't feel too bad, Jermys.

[margotmacomber]

DD says damn it all of the time. In context. Oops.

Also, when she says truck it comes out as fuck. Every.time.

[sugarbear]

I think I told this story a few weeks ago.
DS has a moon / sun clock to tell him when he's allowed to get out of bed in the morning (because he was waking up at 4:45 every day. We've slowly moved him up to 5:45).

Anyway, every morning for several weeks, he screamed, "God dammit, Mama! Sun's up!" when it was time to go get him.

[cheesierthanchedda]

Jul 31, 2012 17:24:36 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

I am going to be a horrible parent. Because little kids swearing? Really funny.

;D :Y: :Y: :Y:


I asked my brother one time, while his son was disobeying in some hilarious way, how he keeps from laughing. He said sometimes he has to leave the room completely. That kid is fucking hilarious, even when he's doing something wrong.

[iamgrace]

Jul 31, 2012 17:25:33 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

I think I told this story a few weeks ago.
DS has a moon / sun clock to tell him when he's allowed to get out of bed in the morning (because he was waking up at 4:45 every day. We've slowly moved him up to 5:45).

Anyway, every morning for several weeks, he screamed, "God dammit, Mama! Sun's up!" when it was time to go get him.

I fucking love this story.

[Ruby Gloom]

Nicholas was upset the other day because Ms. Susan (his daycare teacher) put a diaper on him at naptime. He told us at dinner that she said he was a baby and he wears "unnerpans" now. "Susan mean a me, mom, her a ASSHOLE!"

I told him that wasn't nice, she was a nice lady, he said: "No, she not a nice lady, she a MEAN ASSHOLE!"

DS1 had to turn his chair away so N couldn't see him laughing, H left the dining room.

[Jermys]

And I feel better. I'm DYING laughing over here!

[speckledfrog]

I'm dying over "shit pig." That is some funny stuff.

[speckledfrog]

On the plus side, if Edith swears in public you can always blame it on the crack!

[SKP82]

Hahahaha. I always find kids cursing to be HILARIOUS.

I die laughing everytime I watch this video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_egOja-tuU

[bab]

LOL!!!! I love you jermys!! This is awesome! If it makes you feel any better, DD has been walking around saying "fucking idiot!" "You fucking idiot!" This is my autistic child so she repeats it over and over plus, she says it with gusto! I am so worried about her saying it at school!

[karmasabiotch]

J keeps telling people that annoy him that he's going to kick their ass. He's a pre school thug in the making.

I like shit pig quite a bit.

[speckledfrog]

Jul 31, 2012 20:18:18 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'd be less worried about the cussing and more worried about the bitchy comment you made to a perfect stranger.

I know you have a lot of shit going on right now...but dude. Now I'll wait to get flamed for scolding a beloved MLer.

I think if you can't have compassion for someone who just lost her mother it says a lot about your character.

[MWOS]

I wonder how she got to be a beloved MLer when her regular behavior is being bitchy to strangers

[Deleted]

L whipped out "fuck" at the dinner table the very same week that modern family had an episode about lily saying it. my husband, who never curses, gave me the eyes about it.


"goddamnit mommy, the sun's up" might be my favorite thing ever.

[speckledfrog]

Looks like someone else is angling for the shit pig title.

[emsumm]

When I say "God," Naomi finishes for me: "Damn it!" And Maya refers to things as "cwappy."

[emsumm]

Dude, Jermys is one of the nicest people on Earth. Back off.

[MWOS]

shit pig and horse beast

plus, the bear in your sig is a total douche.

ETA: Emerald? Is that you?

[emsumm]

Jul 31, 2012 20:34:56 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jul 31, 2012 20:32:32 GMT -5 emsumm said:

Dude, Jermys is one of the nicest people on Earth. Back off.

I can't call out bitchy behavior? I'm not doubting she's nice. But, I don't have personal experience with her like you do.

I'm not saying she's a horrible person. Fuck.

You sure as fuck could pick a better time.

[speckledfrog]

Jul 31, 2012 20:34:56 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jul 31, 2012 20:32:32 GMT -5 emsumm said:

Dude, Jermys is one of the nicest people on Earth. Back off.

I can't call out bitchy behavior? I'm not doubting she's nice. But, I don't have personal experience with her like you do.

I'm not saying she's a horrible person. Fuck.

In short, no. Is it a double standard? You bet your horse beast ass it is. That's just the way we roll.

[bab]

"Neighhhhhh!"

[Jermys]

I've been known to be a bitch. It's not something of which I'm proud, but it happens. Hell, last week, I ripped a kid a new one for repeatedly whipping Edith in the back like a pack mule with a rubber snake at a playplace. I didn't call him a shit pig though.

And yes, today was a minor inconvenience and I should have been mellow, but shit's been weird lately.