Post by TrudyCampbell on Nov 22, 2014 23:09:32 GMT -5
Guys, she makes bread. From scratch. And she does crafts. And once, she had color week to teach A about colors. And she is so nice to all of us. And she doesn't require sleep.
Has anyone seen her shed her human skin to reveal that she's a super species underneath?
She met me at a Starbucks in middleofnowhereland on Long Island and was a legit angel. And she had no sleep. She's definitely super species because she exceeds any human being I have ever met.
She does seem too perfect. A couple nights in a row of no sleep and I want to commit murder, never mind head out for a twelve mile run pushing 50 pounds of children then bake bread and do crafts. I can't even comprehend it!
Post by creamsiclechica on Nov 23, 2014 0:07:24 GMT -5
You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.
And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.
Last year I sent out NONE.
I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.
You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.
And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.
Last year I sent out NONE.
I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.
You guys are killing me! I swear I'm not as great as you think I am. Kdrake talks to me when I'm fighting with my husband, or at 3am when I'm praying for a swift death, or when I'm binge eating mcnuggets in a rage in a parking lot, lol. So those things DO happen.
And I just gave into peer pressure and made a holiday card.
Last year I sent out NONE.
I also reinterate that I suck bad at laundry, math, potty training kids and dogs.
Don't forget about the time she made 1000000 cupcakes from scratch for all the kids that Matt worked with that one day and then took them and they played w the kids and gave them cupcakes.
The time I whined in a randoms thread about having a cold and she texted me with offers to send tea or soup across five states to help. (An HOUR after finding out her husband has a broken back.)
Or the time she took pictures of my friend's war memorial so I could send them to his grieving mother. (She's never met either of them.) ETA: she ran a 5K in his honor a few days later, too.
And those are just in the last month. Shall I go on? I could do this for days.