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Funny Job offer Nov 24, 2014 21:19:36 GMT -5 Dusky, GilliC, and 4 more like this

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So my husband worked for Geek squad a while back. He was one of the guys driving around inhome stuff. He also worked the counter sometimes. They list the jobs as counter intelligence agent and double agent, and thats what is on his resume. He got a email from a mercenary group that had a job offer that was 6-12 months in Afghanistan, and wanted to know what all battle field experience he had.
I told him he needed to email back he worked black friday for 6 years straight.

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Funny Job offer Nov 25, 2014 15:42:38 GMT -5

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Nov 24, 2014 21:19:36 GMT -5 starfish said:

So my husband worked for Geek squad a while back. He was one of the guys driving around inhome stuff. He also worked the counter sometimes. They list the jobs as counter intelligence agent and double agent, and thats what is on his resume. He got a email from a mercenary group that had a job offer that was 6-12 months in Afghanistan, and wanted to know what all battle field experience he had.
I told him he needed to email back he worked black friday for 6 years straight.

Wow, do mercenaries really recruit through LinkedIn or whatever? I thought it was all dead drops and cryptic ads in Soldier of Fortune magazine. ;-)

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panicked Senior Member He's the Fry to my Leela. Posts: 5,984 Likes: 6,964	Funny Job offer Nov 25, 2014 21:00:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by panicked on Nov 25, 2014 21:00:59 GMT -5 That's hysterical!!!
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Funny Job offer Nov 25, 2014 22:45:06 GMT -5

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Nov 25, 2014 15:42:38 GMT -5 dr.girlfriend said:

Nov 24, 2014 21:19:36 GMT -5 starfish said:

So my husband worked for Geek squad a while back. He was one of the guys driving around inhome stuff. He also worked the counter sometimes. They list the jobs as counter intelligence agent and double agent, and thats what is on his resume. He got a email from a mercenary group that had a job offer that was 6-12 months in Afghanistan, and wanted to know what all battle field experience he had.
I told him he needed to email back he worked black friday for 6 years straight.

Wow, do mercenaries really recruit through LinkedIn or whatever? I thought it was all dead drops and cryptic ads in Soldier of Fortune magazine. ;-)

It was a private recruiter, but we think they got the info off of monster.

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