This deserves it's own post re: Olympics

[Jam]

Um, Ryan Lochte would catch it.


I didn't even know this man existed and now I'm swooning. Help!

[kpol]

Have you heard him talk?? Grade A douche!! Andplusalso, he wears grillz! GRILLZ!! And lime green tennis shoes with his name on the bottoms.

And according to his mom, he likes one night stands.

sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/ryan-lochte-mom-says-only-time-one-night-122924245--oly.html


But I'd still tap that...

[Jam]

Omfg haven't clicked the link but you had me at one night stands and grillz. He sounds like a major asshole. HOT!!!! Lol

[Jam]

m.jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag


Basically, after reading all that, comment #1 hit the nail on the head. Now I have to seek a video of him talking but I'm gonna just enjoy my fantasy for a couple more hours before I do that to myself.

[brandienee]

He is a huge douche. I watched the special that NBC had on him and his closet is unreal. His shoes are fug, for sure.

But I think that most of the US Swimmers are kind of douchey. As much as I love Michael Phelps, I don't know if I could stand his ego for more than a few seconds.

[prettyinpink]

He was on the Today Show this morning. He's a douche. This morning he said something about how he couldn't be " any more happier" about how he had done.

[bettydraper]

Still HOT.

This is kind of how Michael Phelps was in his younger years. Now he's normal. There's still hope for Ryan.

[Jam]

He's older than Michael though, granted not by much. I wouldn't let Phelps touch me with a ten foot pole. I'm sure he's a pantie dropper and girls would line up for him but he's entirely too goofy looking for my taste.

I'll take the hot douche bag, please. Haha omg if I knew this guy existed I would've paid a lot more attention in Olympics of the past.

[bettydraper]

Aug 3, 2012 9:44:50 GMT -5 Jam said:

He's older than Michael though, granted not by much. I wouldn't let Phelps touch me with a ten foot pole. I'm sure he's a pantie dropper and girls would line up for him but he's entirely too goofy looking for my taste.

I'll take the hot douche bag, please. Haha omg if I knew this guy existed I would've paid a lot more attention in Olympics of the past.

OK well, younger Olympic years then

Yes, agreed. He's smokin'...even with grillz.

[Beeps (WOT?*)]

Screw Ryan Lochte (those of you who want to).

I'm all for the South African, Ryk Neethling:

Now THAT is some eye candy I could eat with a spoon.

[Jam]

Aug 4, 2012 0:24:09 GMT -5 Beeps (WOT?*) said:

Screw Ryan Lochte (those of you who want to).

I'm all for the South African, Ryk Neethling:

Now THAT is some eye candy I could eat with a spoon.

He can hold the camera in my Ryan Lochte fantasy. Please and thank you.

[sookie]

Aug 4, 2012 0:24:09 GMT -5 Beeps (WOT?*) said:

Screw Ryan Lochte (those of you who want to).

I'm all for the South African, Ryk Neethling:

Now THAT is some eye candy I could eat with a spoon.

({) :heart: (}) :beer:

[bettydraper]

A friend just posted this on FB. Its absolutely worth the read.
jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

[brandienee]

Aug 6, 2012 17:07:19 GMT -5 bettydraper said:

A friend just posted this on FB. Its absolutely worth the read.
jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

I love it. Love, I tell you.

[Jam]

Aug 6, 2012 17:07:19 GMT -5 bettydraper said:

A friend just posted this on FB. Its absolutely worth the read.
jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

Haha yes! I read this the other day. I'm totally lusting though. I don't mind one bit

[bettydraper]

Aug 6, 2012 19:04:22 GMT -5 Jam said:

Aug 6, 2012 17:07:19 GMT -5 bettydraper said:

A friend just posted this on FB. Its absolutely worth the read.
jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

Haha yes! I read this the other day. I'm totally lusting though. I don't mind one bit

Agreed. He's hot. Somet