In random news, my H has taken to

[ThirdandLong]

Guess he needs some lotion

[lemonbasil]

Unfortunately, mine does this too. It's really not as sexy as he thinks it is.

[Jalapeñomel]

ewwww!

[kdmac]

ewwww! My husband does this too and i have no idea why!

[lemonbasil]

Aug 3, 2012 15:11:53 GMT -5 kdmac said:

ewwww! My husband does this too and i have no idea why!

Seriously. It's this or the dick dance I get when he gets out of the shower. It's not sexy.

[pittsmcgee]

Ah, the dick dance. I am also a victim of that

[jaylea]

Aug 3, 2012 15:16:20 GMT -5 lemonbasil said:

Aug 3, 2012 15:11:53 GMT -5 kdmac said:

ewwww! My husband does this too and i have no idea why!

Seriously. It's this or the dick dance I get when he gets out of the shower. It's not sexy.

lol!

[Deleted]

H does this as well. He stops, however, when I push out my stomach and do it back to him.

[lemonbasil]

Aug 3, 2012 15:45:43 GMT -5 pittsmcgee said:

Ah, the dick dance. I am also a victim of that

Unfortunately, I think a lot of people are.

[cahabalily]

Oh, mine does the Dick dance too. I've come to expect it anytime he's naked

[imoan]

And that doesn't make you hot?! You must be made of stone!

[cahabalily]

Well, I'm not made of stone, but...

[speckledfrog]

Dick dance? Does that just involve wiggling it around? I can't say I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing one!

[pittsmcgee]

Yes. Lots of slapping sounds. Ugh

[cahabalily]

Well, mine bends his elbows and makes fists and then twists his hips really fast so it slaps against his thighs, all while grinning like a kid at Christmas...

Not sexy at all

[jane6672]

I love the dick dance.

HATERS.

[lemonbasil]

Aug 3, 2012 16:45:21 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dick dance? Does that just involve wiggling it around? I can't say I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing one!

I either get a slow grind, seductive dick dance or a very fast and violent dick shake.

[imoan]

I've never had a dick dance. I'm going to go home and give H a big hug for keeping me from witnessing that.

[speckledfrog]

Aug 3, 2012 16:51:17 GMT -5 imoan said:

I've never had a dick dance. I'm going to go home and give H a big hug for keeping me from witnessing that.

There are many things I read on here that make me want to hug MH.

[leeann]

I am so jealous of those who do not have to endure the dick dance. I am not a fan- and I am usually expected to have some kind of positive reaction to it.

[gault]

I think it's funny.

[eatsrainbows]

Aug 3, 2012 16:51:17 GMT -5 imoan said:

I've never had a dick dance. I'm going to go home and give H a big hug for keeping me from witnessing that.

The dreaded THIS!

[karmasabiotch]

I thought my H was the only one that did the dick dance. It's so awful I have to look away.

[Deleted]

I get the Dick Flick. It's like my h is trying to say " hey baby, want some of this?"

No h, I do not.

I wonder if this is some kind of mating ritual among men. Some birds dance, some monkeys piss on themselves. Men shake their dicks

[iamgrace]

Whaaaat is the dick dance?..

[kdmac]

I have never seen the dick dance thank god....