House Hunters International (fuck you)

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

So this couple decides they want to move from the States to Germany on a whim, apparently. They show up with a budget of about 250K. All the houses they like are 'a bit over budget' - 500K. They don't speak German and giggle about how FINDING THINGS IS A BIT DIFFERENT (cut to shot of them holding up mushrooms, yelling VAT EZ DAAAAAAAS?, realizing they don't like mushrooms, and giggling off), the different culture (cut to shot of them walking up to a German pub and saying I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME COOL GERMAN BEER HERE), how there will be BIIIIYYYKES...

I know this shit is scripted. But it's cracking me up and making me cringe with embarrassment anyway.

[fuckyourcouch]

lol @ "VAT EZ DAAAAAAAS"

[mamasaurus]

I feel like you have to be at least a little douchey to get on that show. It's like they think big assholes = big ratings.

[frezza]

Have you ever seen the one in St Thomas where the woman worked on a boat and was getting a 2 bed apt with her son? I met her! MH went up to her and said something about the show and she told us even she makes a drinking game out of how many times she says something (like a closet) is a luxery.

[lemonbasil]

I also love HHI, but how is it that most of the buyers don't really say what they do for a living (they "work from home") and are looking for homes in the $500k+++ range?