speaking of bodies: LOL @ courtney stodden

[flex]

I don't say this very often about strangers, but I'd really like to slap her so hard that her head spins on her shoulders.

[Kit]

They are both so gross.

[jaylea]

By the time she is as old as she looks, she is going to be in ROUGH shape.

[janegold]

Wait, is she trying to claim that her boobs are real?

L.O.fucking.L.

[lemonbasil]

Her facial expressions ruin my life.

[pittsmcgee]

Ew

[deanlicker78]

Why oh Why oh Why does she do that thing with her lips. It's like her lips don't touch each other.

[Jalapeñomel]

Her reality show is coming soon!

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Aug 3, 2012 15:34:52 GMT -5 frkls said:

Her facial expression is weeeeeeeeeeeird.

[maryjane]

Aug 3, 2012 15:44:02 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Her reality show is coming soon!

close. VH1's couples therapy.

eta: www.tmz.com/2012/08/03/courtney-stodden-teen-bride-tapped-for-couples-rehab/

[lemonbasil]

Aug 3, 2012 15:49:28 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

that whore looks like the whoriest whore in the history of whorey whorefaces.

This is awesome

[Cricket0619]

Aug 3, 2012 16:04:21 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I wish I could get some airbrushed abs.

I was just about to say this.

[Deleted]

Ew

[Deleted]

WTF HAPPENED COURTNEY???

[flex]

Aug 3, 2012 15:49:28 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

that whore looks like the whoriest whore in the history of whorey whorefaces.

I'm afraid she's gone beyond being a whore: she's achieved "ho-bag" status.

[janegold]

Wow. I can't believe that before & after shot. Her parents must cry themselves to sleep.

[spedrunner]

she claims her boobs ARE real, they even did a ultrasound or something to see if she had implants, and apparently she does not.....i have a VERY hard time believing that. Its more believable that the "doctor" lied

[flex]

Oh wow! She was so adorable the way she was!
**sigh**

[leeann]

Aug 3, 2012 16:15:44 GMT -5 janegold said:

Wow. I can't believe that before & after shot. Her parents must cry themselves to sleep.

I'm pretty sure her parents signed paperwork to let her marry that Creey McCreeperson at an obscenely young age.

[janegold]

Hmm. Well then, maybe her grandparents cry over her? SOMEONE must!

[textbookcase]

Blech, so nasty.

[leeann]

No shit- here is a quote from her MOTHER

"It was a very beautiful, loving, nonsexual type of turn. It was very admirable on his end. Then he called me to tell me they were falling for each other. I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets."

[TrickyBob]

So did they ever try to figure out if she actually was 16 or not? I know I've heard off and on again that it's all big lie to promote her.

And WTF at her mother's comment. It sounds like the parents wanted to turn her into some sort of object and marry her off to the first wealthy man they could find.

[kdmac]

Wow! I`ve never seen a before shot....what a shame:(

[emsumm]

You know, I could believe they're real. They're big, but they're not really all that perky. That's what my boobs would have looked like when I was her age, if I wore a push-up bikini top that was too small. I feel bad for her, they're probably going to end up looking not-so-great at 25, and awful after her first kid or two. I know.

[iamgrace]

Dirty.

[Deleted]

Oh sad, she used to be cute and normal.

[Deleted]

I want to believe her about the boobs not being fake because I have had people assume mine are fake and refuse to believe me when I corrected them..... but with everything else about her being equally fake I'm having a hard time believing.