MH Sucks.

[meltoine]

He went to the movies with his dad and brother the other night. They invited me but had already chosen a movie I had no interest in seeing, so I declined, but I asked him to bring me home a bag of popcorn. He did, and I ate some and put the rest in a ziplock. 

Tonight I went to eat the rest, and that motherfucker ate it all except one tiny handful of crumbs. 

[panicked]

Kick him in the balls. NOT OKAY DUDE.

[meltoine]

Dec 30, 2014 21:23:32 GMT -5 panicked said:

Kick him in the balls. NOT OKAY DUDE.

Right? I mean, seriously. 

[meltoine]

So I texted him a picture of the mostly-empty bag. (He was at the gym) and he came home with a new bucket of hot, fresh popcorn. I may forgive him.

I do feel bad for the concession worker at the movie theater who had to serve my post-gym but pre-shower H though.

[killercupcake]

I was going to say "I'll help you bury the body", but the brand new bucket makes up for eating the old stuff.

[amaristella]

Dec 30, 2014 22:37:25 GMT -5 meltoine said:

So I texted him a picture of the mostly-empty bag. (He was at the gym) and he came home with a new bucket of hot, fresh popcorn. I may forgive him.

I do feel bad for the concession worker at the movie theater who had to serve my post-gym but pre-shower H though.

-20 Brownie points for eating the first bag.
+10 For retrieving the second bag.

He still owes you a small favor. I don't usually keep score but sometimes the situation warrants.

[killercupcake]

Dec 30, 2014 23:19:01 GMT -5 amaristella said:

Dec 30, 2014 22:37:25 GMT -5 meltoine said:

So I texted him a picture of the mostly-empty bag. (He was at the gym) and he came home with a new bucket of hot, fresh popcorn. I may forgive him.

I do feel bad for the concession worker at the movie theater who had to serve my post-gym but pre-shower H though.

-20 Brownie points for eating the first bag.
+10 For retrieving the second bag.

He still owes you a small favor. I don't usually keep score but sometimes the situation warrants.

Yes. He can get ahead if he brings you another bucket AND a cherry icee. 

[brandienee]

Dec 31, 2014 17:50:21 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:19:01 GMT -5 amaristella said:

-20 Brownie points for eating the first bag.
+10 For retrieving the second bag.

He still owes you a small favor. I don't usually keep score but sometimes the situation warrants.

Yes. He can get ahead if he brings you another bucket AND a cherry icee. 

MMM... I think that right now.