Well, that's all I could think of! I'm sure there are some unnasty freaky things, lol. Ever since Jojo shared the anal story I've wondered if everyone else partakes in things like that. I feel like I know tons of people who do.
I had sex with an ex while driving done the interstate in a very rural area. We'd seen it in a movie and thought we'd try it. It was okay until we saw blue lights and a cop coming up behind us. I am pretty sure my heart stopped! We weren't getting pulled over though, the cop was just passing us on a call.
I had sex with an ex while driving done the interstate in a very rural area. We'd seen it in a movie and thought we'd try it. It was okay until we saw blue lights and a cop coming up behind us. I am pretty sure my heart stopped! We weren't getting pulled over though, the cop was just passing us on a call.
This reminds me of the time I got caught giving road head. After we got caught DH asked "so, are we going to finish?." No, dude.
A reversed Blumpkin. Lol jk. Dh will joke sometimes when I go to the bathroom if I want to give him a reverse Blumpkin and I give him a dirty look.
I don't know what that is!
Apparently it's when a lady poops and then gives a guy a blowjob at the same times. A normal one is when the guy is popping and the girl gives him a bj. Dh is joking btw when he brings it up but he thinks it's so funny to gross me out so he likes to bring it up sometimes.
Fiiiine... after a very, very drunken night, there may have been some P in my A. This was before DH, and I still don't know how my butthole managed that...
we were at a wedding once, it was outdoors and at some point very late we went and had sex in some bushes. to be honest the memory is very fuzzy, I was pretty drunk. I don't THINK we were caught/seen lol
I don't understand the blumpkin thing! I mean, can you guys poop on command or something? Or is it more like, someone is pooping and then yells, "hey honey! Come give me a blow job while I'm crapping right now!" and you drop everything and go do it? I need the logistics explained lol.