Maybe NSFW: Enjoying the medal ceremony

[pixy0stix]

oh. oh my.

[Jermys]

Jaysus, Mary and Joseph!

[ESF]

Is this for real?

OMG.

[basilosaurus]

I think the guy 2nd from the left is really enjoying it, too.

[ESF]

love love love.

[ESF]

Aug 6, 2012 23:35:24 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

Aug 6, 2012 23:32:54 GMT -5 ESF said:

love love love.

That's what he said!!

:-(
While we are on the subject of athletes with boners...

When I was in high school and on the swim team, I remember that at one meet, there was this poor kid from the other team...he was probably barely 12... that was competing in the diving portion and he had a VERY visable boner. The kid was probably very excited by all the older girls in their bathing suits and nervous from competing. He had to keep getting up on the diving board and dive in in front of everyone, while his woody was popping out of his speedo.

We could not stop laughing.

Whenever I watch Olympic diving, I think of that poor kid and wonder where he is now and if he is scarred by that experience.

[bbaggins]

Dayum!

[ringstrue]

This is awesome.

The nosegays really complete the look, too.

[dylanite]

This pic is hilarious even without the peens. Their faces! Look at them!

[copzgirl1171]

so do they row with those things? That's the only reason I can understand #2's huge boner, unless bronze gets him hot

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Number 2 and I need to get to know each oher a little better. I'm sure I could show him a good time.

[taratru]

Sweet heaven. That's...oh.

[decemberwedding07]

So, if you're wearing something really tight like that, is it possible that the rowing action could jostle your penis into that position and that the tight fabric could then hold it in that position? I don't have a penis, so I really don't know what sort of things they do when they are flaccid, as all of my experiences with penises involve them being erect. So, maybe his dick is just that big when flaccid and it just got jostled and then held up by his pants? I just cannot imagine any guy standing up there like, "Oh, I'm sure nobody will notice. I won't try to stall for time by faking a leg cramp or anything."

[copzgirl1171]

If that is a flaccid penis, then someone is in for a world of hurt. If you get what I mean

[giggity19]

gawker.com/5932674/a-candid-interview-with-americas-boner-rower-uncooperative-penises-are-a-recurring-problem-with-rowers

A Candid Interview With America’s ‘Boner Rower’: Uncooperative Penises Are ‘A Recurring Problem With Rowers’
Taylor Berman

Tough luck, Gabby Douglas, Henrik Rummel's penis is the new sweetheart of the 2012 Olympics. Rummel burst into internet fame over the last 48 hours since photos of his large-but-not-giant non-boner stole the spotlight from him and his three teammates during their medal ceremony Saturday afternoon. (Rummel's penis was not awarded a medal, even though it is a comparable size to most coxswain.)

We reached out to the Olympic medalist this morning and he was gracious enough to get back to us this afternoon even though he's still swinging around London with his girlfriend.

What was your initial reaction when the story of your boner hit the internet? Have you gotten a lot of feedback? New fans?
I laughed very hard! I woke up my girlfriend and told her the story. Then I told everyone else I knew, except my parents.

Has anything like this ever come up before?
This is a recurring problem with rowers. The spandex doesn't leave a lot to the imagination and there are many unflattering awards dock photos out there. I haven't heard of any erections occurring on the podium.

Was that your girlfriend in the Reddit picture? What's she think?
Yes, that's my girlfriend. She would've preferred if it had never happened, but she appreciates the humor behind her boyfriend's package going viral! I think this is great! The internet is a mysterious place, and I would've never thought I'd become more famous for wearing spandex than for winning an Olympic medal!

I don't know if you've seen them, but Gawker and Deadspin both published follow-up posts debating your size. Any comment on either of those?
For the sake of my parents I will not comment on the actual measurements in question, but I do appreciate the time and effort John Cook put in to analyzing my package.

So, come on: was it a boner?
Nope! If I did have one you can bet I would've tried harder to cover it up with the flowers. Those spandex are pretty tight fitting and whatever position it happens to be captured in, it's staying that way.

Anything else?

Go USA!

[copzgirl1171]

Not a boner my left ass cheek. For the health, safety and welfare of his girlfriend I hope it was a boner

[EloiseWeenie]

It seems so unfair that #3 has to stand next to #2.

[teflep]

Aug 7, 2012 9:36:36 GMT -5 dylanite said:

This pic is hilarious even without the peens. Their faces! Look at them!

Wait, they have heads? Faces?

[teflep]

Aug 7, 2012 20:17:38 GMT -5 rvan0905 said:

Aug 7, 2012 20:07:21 GMT -5 @copzgirl1171 said:

Not a boner my left ass cheek. For the health, safety and welfare of his girlfriend I hope it was a boner

I don't think it is a boner. That is what my H's would look like in spandex. The only way to handle that is tons of lube, and creative position planning.

Coughbullshitcough

[charminglife]

that interview is awesome. what a good sport.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Aug 7, 2012 20:20:27 GMT -5 teflep said:

Aug 7, 2012 9:36:36 GMT -5 dylanite said:

This pic is hilarious even without the peens. Their faces! Look at them!

Wait, they have heads? Faces?

Yeah, they have faces and I opened this thread for the articles.

[teflep]

Aug 7, 2012 20:23:51 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

Aug 7, 2012 20:20:27 GMT -5 teflep said:

Wait, they have heads? Faces?

Yeah, they have faces and I opened this thread for the articles.

imam flummoxed. Didn't even see them

[sugarbear]

They, um, look like that even when they aren't at the Olympics.

[emmybean]

Aug 7, 2012 20:38:17 GMT -5 rvan0905 said:

Moral of the story: Huge dongs break vaginas. That is all.

[SallyJ]

My DH says some men are growers and some are show-ers. Maybe this guy is of the 'showing' variety and not the 'growing'?

ETA: And my response was 'how do guys know this kind of stuff? Do they make it up or what?' His answer was 'porn'. LOL.