She was very nice, and really smart. Her exam was quick and not uncomfortable, and I felt at ease..... Then right before the internal, as my ass is hanging off the table and i'm all widescreen, she says "have you been in the sun this summer?! I see your tan line!!" she then proceeded to trace my rear tan line with her finger I burst out laughing from being tickeled and shocked. And as she's doing the exam, all I can think was, did that just happen?
My obgyn talked for 10 min about how she liked my engagement/wedding ring more than she liked her own while she was doing my exam when I first found out I was pregnant.... I really don't like her, and plan on finding someone new before this baby makes its appearance.
While I was getting my cervix biopsied a couple of years ago, by a much older male doctor, he thought it would be appropriate to run his hand up my leg and tell me how nice and long they are. Totally creepy.
Found out later that he delivered my husband. All set with that doctor. Thanks.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
HAHA! I guess I'm kind of weird, because this would make me mostly lol with a just a side of wtf. I figure she's on a first name basis with my cervix, so touching my skin isn't registering on the holy-shit meter for me.
Years ago, when we first moved here, i saw a male gyn and he was performing the exam, and asking me about summer plans. I told him about my upcoming cancun trip and he started talking about orgies on vacation, and how much fun my trip will be. I couldn't get out of there fast enough
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"