lol - C&P stolen from CE&P (ha)

[jerseygrl]

LMAO @ "im 2 prety 4 this fuckin shit neway"

[bostonrunnah]

Wtf is "preggles"?

[melindafelinda]

I don't belong here because you guys are old and don't understand my cool young way of typing, so I'm going to look elsewhere. You will feel sorry because I'm young and you are too old to play with your kids, and I'm not going to feel sorry about that because you made me feel bad. Perhaps someday I will return and we will be friendly, but for now Babycenter seems to be the place for me. Or alternatively Babygaga. Also, I'm very attractive and young and you are old and ugly and I should not be treated this way. Also it is so nasty when you let your baby suck on your breast. Yuck.

[Deleted]

I understand and am ashamed.

Btw, to the OP, that's not a "style of typing", that's just being stupid.

[mrsjuleshs]

Ahhhh, my eyes!

[melindafelinda]

Aug 8, 2012 14:15:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

From my experience here, I'm drawing the conclusion that my personality doesn't mesh well with those established members of the board. Because of this, I will seek out another internet forum with like minded individuals. I assume that you're not as lighthearted and youthful as I am, and hence will not have energy to keep up with your children. Enjoy this season of fruitfulness while your wombs are full of the bounty of God's gift of procreation. Perhaps I will return at a later date and we can rejoice together in the satisfaction of motherhood. Until then, I will strike up new friendships on babycenter and babygaga. My face is too fair and too pleasing to have to stoop to the level of disenchanted mothers. I wish you the best in your attempts at breastfeeding (a practice which i personally abhor).

My sympathies are with your spouses. (Not said, but implied)

THANKS FOR STEALING MY THUNDER WITH YOUR MORE BETTER TRANSLATION.

[partiallysunny]

The fact that she used the word "twat" makes me question her "teen mom" status.

[Deleted]

have fun letting ur gross bbys suck on ur tits

LOOOOLLLL

[janegold]

Aug 8, 2012 14:15:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

From my experience here, I'm drawing the conclusion that my personality doesn't mesh well with those established members of the board. Because of this, I will seek out another internet forum with like minded individuals. I assume that you're not as lighthearted and youthful as I am, and hence will not have energy to keep up with your children. Enjoy this season of fruitfulness while your wombs are full of the bounty of God's gift of procreation. Perhaps I will return at a later date and we can rejoice together in the satisfaction of motherhood. Until then, I will strike up new friendships on babycenter and babygaga. My face is too fair and too pleasing to have to stoop to the level of disenchanted mothers. I wish you the best in your attempts at breastfeeding (a practice which i personally abhor).

My sympathies are with your spouses. (Not said, but implied)

FTW.

[WOT?*]

Aug 8, 2012 14:15:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

From my experience here, I'm drawing the conclusion that my personality doesn't mesh well with those established members of the board. Because of this, I will seek out another internet forum with like minded individuals. I assume that you're not as lighthearted and youthful as I am, and hence will not have energy to keep up with your children. Enjoy this season of fruitfulness while your wombs are full of the bounty of God's gift of procreation. Perhaps I will return at a later date and we can rejoice together in the satisfaction of motherhood. Until then, I will strike up new friendships on babycenter and babygaga. My face is too fair and too pleasing to have to stoop to the level of disenchanted mothers. I wish you the best in your attempts at breastfeeding (a practice which i personally abhor).

My sympathies are with your spouses. (Not said, but implied)

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

[lemondrop]

Aug 8, 2012 14:08:30 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

I don't belong here because you guys are old and don't understand my cool young way of typing, so I'm going to look elsewhere. You will feel sorry because I'm young and you are too old to play with your kids, and I'm not going to feel sorry about that because you made me feel bad. Perhaps someday I will return and we will be friendly, but for now Babycenter seems to be the place for me. Or alternatively Babygaga. Also, I'm very attractive and young and you are old and ugly and I should not be treated this way. Also it is so nasty when you let your baby suck on your breast. Yuck.

I LOVE that you took the time to type this out!

[mbcdefg]

Aug 8, 2012 14:15:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

From my experience here, I'm drawing the conclusion that my personality doesn't mesh well with those established members of the board. Because of this, I will seek out another internet forum with like minded individuals. I assume that you're not as lighthearted and youthful as I am, and hence will not have energy to keep up with your children. Enjoy this season of fruitfulness while your wombs are full of the bounty of God's gift of procreation. Perhaps I will return at a later date and we can rejoice together in the satisfaction of motherhood. Until then, I will strike up new friendships on babycenter and babygaga. My face is too fair and too pleasing to have to stoop to the level of disenchanted mothers. I wish you the best in your attempts at breastfeeding (a practice which i personally abhor).

My sympathies are with your spouses. (Not said, but implied)

*starts the slow clap*

[hisno1girl]

This makes me weep for the future.

I cannot believe this person is creating another human being.

Also, LMAO @ "im jus tired of tryin on here bc i just found out babycenter has the same kind of boreds"

[Deleted]

This makes me sad.

[hisno1girl]

Aug 8, 2012 14:09:02 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

try ivillage

...because they're looking for their idiot?

GET IT?

Village. Idiot.

!!!!!

[huey]

Those GIFs cracked me up

[huey]

And can we discuss the name....Klayton?

Klassi

[Bernadine]

It's not MUD?

[malibu]

I'm in love with Melinda and Kevin Arnold's translations. They're both awesome.

[fatnisseverdeen]

[ndolehan]

OMG - you guys, that's not even the half of the story! This chick has been posting for days...DAYS! It was hilarious, but now it's kinda old.

She posted on my BMB for a good 24hrs and then DD'ed most of her posts.

She also called us old twats. Several times. Oh - and she doesn't get sarcasm. At all. The gif's though have been AMAZING. It's too bad she DD'ed her posts for that reason alone.

She says she 18...still lives at home with mom and dad. Her mom is mad at her for not getting a job AND she tricked her ex-bf into getting her "preggles" with-in a week of starting to date him. She's a A++ gal!