Can I do an Ask me Anything?

[birdistheword]

I am very drunk. I may or may not have drank (drunk?) an entire bottle of wine (I did). I'm feeling very open, and I feel like no one here really knows me. So...ask me anything?

[Deleted]

Why are you trying to steal my drunk ask me anything thunder?

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:40:09 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

What color will your vomit be?

It was red wine, so probably purplish-red? There's a good chance I will later forget that I drank so much, and momentarily panic that I am throwing up blood.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:40:49 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Why are you trying to steal my drunk ask me anything thunder?

I am a dirty, dirty one-upper.

[peekay]

Do you believe in God?

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Anal sex ok with you?

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:44:14 GMT -5 peekay said:

Do you believe in God?

This is tough. I grew up going to and being very active in church, but never really felt that "feeling" that I thought I was supposed to feel from it. I haven't gone in years, and I am kind of undecided on the whole topic.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:44:43 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Anal sex ok with you?

NO! I have never tried it because I am too scared. Who knows? Maybe I would love it. I don't want to touch anyone's butthole, so it baffles me that someone would want to be in contact with mine, lol.

[Nicole]

Only one bottle and your drunk? I'm a fucking alcoholic then.

What kind of wine?

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Aug 8, 2012 20:47:27 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Aug 8, 2012 20:44:43 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Anal sex ok with you?

NO! I have never tried it because I am too scared. Who knows? Maybe I would love it. I don't want to touch anyone's butthole, so it baffles me that someone would want to be in contact with mine, lol.

You would not make a good prison bitch.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:48:24 GMT -5 Nicole said:

Only one bottle and your drunk? I'm a fucking alcoholic then.

What kind of wine?

$3 Cabernet Sauvignon from the grocery store! I only drink cheap wine.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:49:20 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Aug 8, 2012 20:47:27 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

NO! I have never tried it because I am too scared. Who knows? Maybe I would love it. I don't want to touch anyone's butthole, so it baffles me that someone would want to be in contact with mine, lol.

You would not make a good prison bitch.

No. No I would not. Maybe this is what subconsciously keeps me from delving into a life of crime.

[peekay]

Aug 8, 2012 20:45:57 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Aug 8, 2012 20:44:14 GMT -5 peekay said:

Do you believe in God?

This is tough. I grew up going to and being very active in church, but never really felt that "feeling" that I thought I was supposed to feel from it. I haven't gone in years, and I am kind of undecided on the whole topic.

Me too I think. My MIL recently asked if I do and I said "I'd really like to believe, but I don't want to have to think about it very hard"

[mamasaurus]

Usain Bolt: hot or not?

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Do you think Sandy was a sellout for going slutty in Grease to get John Travolta?

[mamasaurus]

Aug 8, 2012 20:47:27 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Aug 8, 2012 20:44:43 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Anal sex ok with you?

NO! I have never tried it because I am too scared. Who knows? Maybe I would love it. I don't want to touch anyone's butthole, so it baffles me that someone would want to be in contact with mine, lol.

Doooo eeeeeet!

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:57:36 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

Usain Bolt: hot or not?

He's not unattractive by any means, but he doesn't really do it for me.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 20:59:38 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Do you think Sandy was a sellout for going slutty in Grease to get John Travolta?

I don't know. My first kiss with my husband was at a lingerie party where I was wearing next to nothing, so I can't pretend that didn't help a bit.

[birdistheword]

Mamasaurus - that picture is both hysterical and horrifying. I need you to tell me what is so great about anal sex.

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Aug 8, 2012 21:05:52 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Mamasaurus - that picture is both hysterical and horrifying. I need you to tell me what is so great about anal sex.

Rainbows and firecrackers.

[mamasaurus]

Aug 8, 2012 21:05:52 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Mamasaurus - that picture is both hysterical and horrifying. I need you to tell me what is so great about anal sex.

Well, I haven't had sex of any kind in months, but back in the day, it was nice for variety. If it's being done right (as in, your partner took some time and isn't hurting you), it feels like vaginal sex but with something extra. A reach-around helps make it worth the time and energy involved in butt-prep if your partner's anatomy is not well-suited to poking your g-spot through your back door.

[birdistheword]

Haha..I don't think of myself as a naive person by any means, but the term "butt-prep" has me imagining all kinds of scenarios.

[birdistheword]

Come on people! I am drunk and bored, and desperate for companionship!

[softspot]

Do you eat your pizza before it has cooled off which inevitably burns the roof of your mouth?

[mudslide]

What's the word?

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 22:29:25 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Did you get your dogs at the same time?
favorite sex toy?
biggest mistake?

We got Lucy in February 2009, and got Heidi in May 2011. We were little worried about them getting along, but they are best friends.

We have no sex toys! I guess we are boring. I have almost ordered things several times, but then I get embarrassed and imagine that the mail carrier will "know." I'm a weirdo.

Biggest mistake...hmm. I think it was probably abandoning my plans to go into veterinary medicine. I can't even remember why I didn't go through with it, but I find myself wishing I worked with animals on a daily basis.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 22:32:03 GMT -5 softspot said:

Do you eat your pizza before it has cooled off which inevitably burns the roof of your mouth?

Almost every time. I love pizza and I usually can't wait, even though I know I am going to be sorry later.

[birdistheword]

Aug 8, 2012 22:50:34 GMT -5 mudslide said:

What's the word?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

Bird is the word. Obviously.

[mudslide]

Aug 8, 2012 23:09:40 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Aug 8, 2012 22:50:34 GMT -5 mudslide said:

What's the word?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

Bird is the word. Obviously.

:-D thank you.

[wildfloweragain]

Wow on the meeting husband at a lingerie party - but not having sex toys. Those two together are surprising!