Kuus! More Lochte doucheface!

[Bernadine]

www.complex.com/style/2012/08/ryan-lochtes-guide-to-looking-like-an-olympic-douchebag/#gallery

#13 made me lol for real. I'm now on a one-woman mission to make this replace the duckface.

[onomatopoeia]

LOL. I think he has a Bedazzler.

I can't decide if he's the sweetest thing I've ever seen (#11), or the goofiest thing I've ever seen (#15). Goofy can be sexy (especially with a body like that), but not this kind of goofy.

I wonder what his family thinks about the whole Lochte-Douche thing. I guess no publicity is bad publicity?

[pantsparty]

LOL, that is the greatest.

The number one rule of being fresh? Throw up your hands and make a face that says: "I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS FRESH!"

[wrathofkuus]

He is totally the new William Shatner. I wonder if he's going to try out a music career.

[Bernadine]

Aug 9, 2012 12:49:18 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

He is totally the new William Shatner. I wonder if he's going to try out a music career.

Oh God, please! PLEASE!

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i love him. i really do. i used to love him for his hot body. but now i just love him for the amusement he provides. i've taken my olympic swimmer hot guy love and transfered it (belatedly, i admit) to nathan adrian.

[bostonrunnah]

Aug 9, 2012 12:46:30 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

LOL. I think he has a Bedazzler.

LOL!!!

[broc]

I cannot wait until his rap CD comes out.

[wrathofkuus]

I don't even find him to be hot, but he is 100% hilarious.

[orangello]

For some reason, all of these captions sound like (in my head) Aziz Ansari from Parks & Rec. An all white suit - it's so dope! Totally something Tom would say...

[mamasaurus]

I like the keffiyeh one. Brolidarity, indeed.

[mypunkinpie]

"I have a huge Lochte-on for slogan tees."
+o(

[whitemerlot]

So funny. I like the Olympic grill. I think it's hilarious.

[pantsparty]

Real Ryan Lochte tweets!

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[lemondrop]

Aug 9, 2012 13:21:54 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

I like the keffiyeh one. Brolidarity, indeed.

Dude couldn't even pronounce that if he tried.