s/o tight jeans

[julesf84]

I have a few pairs of jeans that fit strangely and end up giving me what I like to call "clicky crotch". It's when the crotch of my jeans make clicking noises when I walk because of some design/body flaw. It's weird as hell.

[Jermys]

I think this is the first s/o post!

[Deleted]

I hate clicky crotch! Happens with a couple pairs of my jeans!

[pirate]

If I heard that I think I would be convinced the seams were popping and be scared of an impending wardrobe malfunction.

[EmilieMadison]

OMG, some of my jeans do that , too! WTF? It's so awkward trying to grab my crotch and/or ass while I walk to prevent the clicking. I mean, I dont do that in PUBLIC. But still, what if someone looked into my window and saw me??

[Deleted]

I feel like I'm missing out. I've never had a clicky crotch.

[demelza]

i get that too with certain pairs of jeans... it's so annoying!

[margotmacomber]

May 10, 2012 21:10:38 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

I feel like I'm missing out. I've never had a clicky crotch.

Me neither. Unless we're talking about fat thighi-itis days, in which sometimes your thighs start rubbing together while walking. And my thighs aren't even fat guys!

[CheshireGrin]

May 10, 2012 21:21:55 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

May 10, 2012 21:10:38 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

I feel like I'm missing out. I've never had a clicky crotch.

Me neither. Unless we're talking about fat thighi-itis days, in which sometimes your thighs start rubbing together while walking. And my thighs aren't even fat guys!

Oh yeah, I've had this. But not clicky-crotch. That one's new to me.

[EmilieMadison]

May 10, 2012 21:26:53 GMT -5 cjoy said:

May 10, 2012 21:09:00 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

OMG, some of my jeans do that , too! WTF? It's so awkward trying to grab my crotch and/or ass while I walk to prevent the clicking. I mean, I dont do that in PUBLIC. But still, what if someone looked into my window and saw me??

It wasn't that weird for me.

yeah, but I asked you to hide in the bushes to watch and see what could be seen!

[keylimepie]

Clicky crotch! I love the term. This happens to me all the time.

[lovelylady]

That's the perfect term for it. It was happening to me the other day with a pair of skinny jeans. Is there a cure?!

[keylimepie]

May 10, 2012 21:38:38 GMT -5 nursecramer said:

Clicking noises? How is it (the denim?) making noises? I have never observed this. weird.

It's like two sharp corners of denim poking out between your thighs that rub against each other each time you take a step. Since the jeans are so tight, there's no extra material there, just two sharp thick seams.

[Deleted]

I have never experienced this. Denim can click?

[Deleted]

Ugh I hate clicky jeans. A friend of mine constantly has clicky jeans, except hers sound like she's farting with every step.