I wish I had a scanner

[saraandmichael]

because I found a school picture of myself from my last year teaching when I was 7.5 months pregnant. Its just a face shot but holy fucking shit my face was huge! And my nose was so swollen and red.

I looked super hot.

[sugarplum]

Not to sound stalkerish or anything but you could take a picture of the picture and then upload it.

[saraandmichael]

STALKER!

[saraandmichael]

alright. but i will be deleting it. still can't believe how effing large my face was.

[revolution]

I think it's cute. And not large at all - I was expecting humongous and rudolph nose.

[sugarplum]

I agree, you look lovely.

[saraandmichael]

you guys are the biggest effing liars of all time.

where is gypsy? she'll tell me how awful it is!

[saraandmichael]

fine! its not as bad as i am making it out to be.

but still bad!

[sugarplum]

You were 7.5 months pregnant. I think you looked happy and glowing.

[WOT?*]

Dammit, missed again. I bet you were cute and not as heinous as you would taunt us into believing.

You would so loooooove my 8 months pregnant picture. You will have to remember that I was pregnant in the '80s. Feathered hair, bad makeup, the works. Gee, too bad I can't find any of them.