i got drunk at work

[hubes]

And my aunt dragged me off a tour bus. Epic.

[anlo]

Lol, I'm having trouble connecting these two events. But, I'm also drunk, so it might just be me.

[bonquiqui]

Tell us a story! Perhaps my brain isn't working either, but maybe you are a tour guide???

[hubes]

A cowboy wanted to bone me. Damn the wedding ring.

[bonquiqui]

Aug 11, 2012 2:20:30 GMT -5 hubes said:

A cowboy wanted to bone me. Damn the wedding ring.

Was the cowboy on the tour bus or at your work?

[anlo]

So, I'm going to try to fill in the blanks for my own amusement

Your aunt drives a tour bus. Your job required you to take a group of people on aunt's tour bus. You proceed to get drunk because of work stress, etc. Cute cowbuy on bus hits on you, but damnit, you're wearing your wedding ring. Aunt finds your behavior inappropriate and throws you off the bus.

How'd I do? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!!

[hubes]

Aunt is a pastor. There were some f bombs.

Bug name singer? Wanted to bone. Said no. Then talked to two guys chat had loved me.

Fuck. For one time in 5 years I got drunk at the event. Fucking amazing. Except my tooth brush is at the grounds.

[bonquiqui]

This is the best post i've read all my lyfe! :Y:

[anlo]

Aug 11, 2012 2:27:12 GMT -5 bonquiqui said:

This is the best post i've read all my lyfe!

:Y: :Y:
Hoobs, I can't wait for you to post tomorrow!

[hubes]

Also. there was moonshine. And I want a compliment.

[bonquiqui]

Aug 11, 2012 2:35:03 GMT -5 hubes said:

Also. there was moonshine. And I want a compliment.

I think you are a great person, and need to give yourself more credit. You are caring, hardworking, and seem like you would be a great friend. I like how you are so down to earth, kind, and open. We can be friends, if you want, and I will buy you a new toothbrush.

[bonquiqui]

You should start a thread, and tell us all what you think about us. lol

[hubes]

Thanks for the compliment!

So here's the low down. We had a huge concert at my event, and during the show, the tour manager invited us back to the bus for shots. I had been running around all day and hadn't sat or really eaten in days. I was drunk pretty much right away.

I wanted to go on the bus for the other act. Made it. Drank the headliners special whisky. Aunt dragged me off. The bandmates wanted to bone pretty much all of my cousins. And my aunts.

Did the bank drop with the cop drunk.

Smoked a cigarette. Had the best sleep in weeks.

Now back to the event!

[hubes]

Oh, and tonight I get to ride in the back of the squad car.

[mypunkinpie]

Best post ever.

[jssymom14]

Whose the big name with tour bus? Let us live thru you!!

[Nicole]

Omg! I love this! How you feeling this morning?

[HiC]

did they put the sirens on?

[hubes]

I'm tired as hell, but I'm not hungover!

No sirens. They did offer the cuffs though.

I do kind of love job though. Even through the bull shit.