I told my sister last night about being pg. she was all excited, her first niece/nephew. Then. THEN.
She tells me her and her bf (he sucks, they are not married or close) have one name picked out that I'm "not allowed" to use.
Londyn. With a Y. For a girl.
I laughed and laughed and laughed. I told her not to worry about me stealing it, but that I would make tons of fun of her if she names a poor baby this name. Ever.
You're just giving her a taste of how the WORLD will react to her idiocy. Anyone who does the whole "I'm going to make this name super unique by adding a Y" thing deserves to be laughed at. And then killed. So there are no more little Emylys or Payges or Vyctoryas in this world.
You did her a favor. Most people would just smile and tell her how nice it sounds. Eventually, she'd start noticing a lot of people trying to hide their laughter.
Post by hisno1girl on Aug 13, 2012 12:33:17 GMT -5
My cousin is convinced that reading fifty shades of grey made her ovulate "harder" and that's w Why she got pregnant and so she wants to name her baby either Christian or Ana.
My cousin is convinced that reading fifty shades of grey made her ovulate "harder" and that's w Why she got pregnant and so she wants to name her baby either Christian or Ana.
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
Post by daisyheadmaizie on Aug 13, 2012 12:53:41 GMT -5
A girl I knew in high school named her daughter Lundyn Jade. It literally took me 10 minutes to even figure out what the hell her name was supposed to be.
My cousin is convinced that reading fifty shades of grey made her ovulate "harder" and that's why she got pregnant and so she wants to name her baby either Christian or Ana.
::barf::
How does one ovulate "harder"?
Must one use her poop face in order to do so?
Yeah, I don't know. She's 20 and has been trying "FOREVER" to get pregnant. She got married in March and got her BFP a few weeks ago.