My ex from college got really fat.

[gozf]

I am delighted, because he used to be CRAZY about diet and exercise, and he'd scold me for getting a bagel. "We don't eat carbs," he'd explain. I would explain that we didn't share a stomach, and that i would eat what I liked.

He would tell me that he wouldn't love me if I ever got fat. And he used to make up songs about how I was fat.



I am so excited that he's a blimp!

[Deleted]

LOL.

I always wonder if people say the same thing about me.

Alas.

[kellbell191]

karma is a biotch

[gozf]

Aug 13, 2012 12:52:08 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

LOL.

I always wonder if people say the same thing about me.

Alas.

I would only say this about someone who previously tormented me about my weight and food choices.

[iamgrace]

I would be happy about that too.

I had a friend with benefits in uni that told me I was getting fat and I was thinner then than I am now. So, not fat. I would be delighted to see that he had gained weight.

[imoan]

I'd have a hard time not commenting on his weight gain after he was such a controlling douchebag. And yes, I'd be THRILLED too seeing that asshole turned into a blimp.

[LLL]

mine too! I love it. and because H is also friends with him on FB he sometimes teases me about how "sooo in looove" I was with him.


(weight gain aside, he ended up being an even bigger douche than he was in college. I didn't think it was possible)

[iamgrace]

And lol at "we don't eat carbs". Speak for yourself, asshole.

[meganew]

So he was emotionally abusive? What a douche!

You should send him a box of doughnuts with a card reading, "I see we're eating carbs now!"

[gozf]

Aug 13, 2012 12:54:17 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I just love karma.

He seriously made up songs about how fat you were? Did you strike him?

He seriously did! I did not strike him. I should have!

Also? When I broke up with him, he called my parents and tell them that he was thinking of driving off a bridge. He left them a voicemail about it.

omg, it's all flooding back!

[mamasaurus]

Wow. I hope he also got punched in his fat, saggy balls.

[LLL]

Aug 13, 2012 12:58:38 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

He promised your parents he'd drive off a bridge and then did not?
Fuck, I'd sue his ass. For breach of promise.

LOL

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Aug 13, 2012 12:53:11 GMT -5 gozf said:

Aug 13, 2012 12:52:08 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

LOL.

I always wonder if people say the same thing about me.

Alas.

I would only say this about someone who previously tormented me about my weight and food choices.

I feel relieved.

I torment nobody about weight or food choices.

[underwaterrhymes]

What a dick! Karma is indeed a bitch.

[gozf]

Aug 13, 2012 13:01:25 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Aug 13, 2012 12:53:11 GMT -5 gozf said:

I would only say this about someone who previously tormented me about my weight and food choices.

I feel relieved.

I torment nobody about weight or food choices.

You're in the clear! I really don't usually take glee in these things. But he was such a gaping asshole about food that it's really hysterical to me.

Oddly, his sister had MAJOR eating issues. One time, we came back to their shore house after having been out, and she was in the kitchen with the light off. She started screaming at us because she ate an entire tray of sticky buns, and we knew she'd do that if we left her alone, etc.

They were a fun family!

[eightangryreindeer]

heh heh

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With all of the backstory, I, too, take delight in the fact that this man is blubber city now.