"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
Ex teacher: GC and a thank-you note. That's it, we are grateful for even the smallest amount...$5 on a Tim Horton's (think Dunkin Donuts but in Canada) is lovely...it doesn't have to be a lot of $$.