'zactly. (and yeah, I couldn't remember who I was about to rile, but I knew it was somebody I liked. Which was the point.)
He's got little beady eyes, sad wimpy little sloping shoulders, girl hips (this might be the awful suit), no jawline, wet droopy lips, and with his hair like that I fully expect him to turn around and have a little slick ponytail at the base of his neck. One of those little tiny skinny ones with a little curl in it.
Also the scruffy totally unshaved beard mess is gross. And that suit jacket is awful. why is that button so high?
His shoes are fantastic though. I'll give you that mw.
He is a really small person in general. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a lot of broad-shouldered actors. Most have "delicate" features. And if they don't they are mainly cast in military crap.
nope. no jaw. no shoulders. douchevibes. and his eyes are a very pretty green, but that last picture is the first one I've ever seen that he doesn't look squinty.
the one in the car is the closest I've seen to him looking really good, but I think it's because his girly parts are in shadow so the car gives the impression that he might actually be built like a dude. He looks like he needs a booster seat in there though. Can he even see over the dash?
He is a really small person in general. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a lot of broad-shouldered actors. Most have "delicate" features. And if they don't they are mainly cast in military crap.
In short, thank god for Channing Tatem.
I don't demand broad shoulders on all my dudes. Just not sloping lady shoulders. There's a difference.
My shoulders cannot be more square than the dude I am lusting after. And since I have kinda square shoulders I guess I set my bar high there, but so be it.
Ironically H started to watch the beginning of Charlie's Angels last night on Netflix for some odd reason. He then told me Shia LaBeouf was in that movie, and then it dawned on me he was the kid. Yeah, he doesn't do it for me either.
When looking through sperm donor profiles there was a donor whom the nurses described as looking like Shia. I couldn't see any resemblance to my wife's side of the family so we passed. However, if you're ever looking for a Shia look-a-like sperm donor I think he was at some bank in the midwest ;-)