Post by vanillacourage on Aug 15, 2012 11:16:46 GMT -5
DH just forwarded this picture to me - it's one his boss took in Mexico, of some random lady who was on their deep sea fishing excursion.
I really hope none of you are this woman, sorry if you are and I'm meanly posting your pic on the internet. If it *is* you, please consider this a loving intervention.
I was about to start in on being unable to determine her age, but then I noticed THE EYES AND TEETH on her bathing suit. Where does one buy such a thing?!
I wonder if she realizes that at first glance, I would have guessed her to be in her 50's if not 60's. But in looking at her body, wrinkles, etc - I actually think she might be quite a bit younger....?
I was about to start in on being unable to determine her age, but then I noticed THE EYES AND TEETH on her bathing suit. Where does one buy such a thing?!
I was so busy looking at the eyes that I failed to notice the teeth! There are no words.
I wonder if she realizes that at first glance, I would have guessed her to be in her 50's if not 60's. But in looking at her body, wrinkles, etc - I actually think she might be quite a bit younger....?
That's what I was thinking. If she's as old as her face looks, she has a nice body. I'll giver her that.
She looks like someone I would befriend just to figure out WTF is going on in her head.
I wonder if she realizes that at first glance, I would have guessed her to be in her 50's if not 60's. But in looking at her body, wrinkles, etc - I actually think she might be quite a bit younger....?
Yes, that looks like a young body. Ignoring her head I'd guess late twenties/early thirties. Yikes!
I was about to start in on being unable to determine her age, but then I noticed THE EYES AND TEETH on her bathing suit. Where does one buy such a thing?!
Yeah, I was all about the face and then noticed the suit. WTF?
LOL, I just noticed the text that was included with the pic - DH's boss said, "I didn't know her name so I just called her Maybelline."
I'll join you. :-( Holy geez the suit, that's one (hideous) thing but that makeup, there are no words.
You can't tell her age with everything troweled on like that but she has the 60-year-old-trying-to-look-young-again hair and makeup and flower thing going on. Or maybe she's still in her 40s or 50s and just doing the hideous make-up thing that makes her look older despite her best efforts. I have a feeling she's from Texas and her husband has longhorn horns on his Cadillac limo convertible.
I'll double-up on the tranny thing for whoever said that one. At least for makeup lessons.
I know. I was totally comparing the hands to the neck and wondering if she'd been doing the hand-botox thing or if this is a photoshopped picture of an old lady face on a younger body. I was guessing exercise, plastic surgery, botox and lipo from the clavicles down.