I'm going to have to find a way to incorporate

[hisno1girl]

"food air" and "asshole casserole" into conversation this week.

These two phrases have me giggling uncontrollably.

[HiC]

Please use these two in sentences, so I know what they mean. Thanks!

[WOT?*]

That would be hilarious. Keep us updated.

Just as a funny, at DH's old job he and a former associate would challenge each other to put certain words or phrases in briefs. His former boss actually read one of the associate's briefs one day and saw in a footnote something about "Pinnochio-ness" or something simiar and called him in to ask (yes, she called *him* in) and he told her about the challenge. She asked how long it had been going on and he told her "three years." In their defense, they kept it to minor briefs in state court and with restrictions such as cleanliness and reasonableness but were graded on difficulty and cleverness of use.

Keep that in mind when attempting to fit "asshole casserole" into a conversation. Higher points for work vs. home life and if it's in a conversation with your boss, huge bonus points.

[hisno1girl]

Aug 15, 2012 14:34:50 GMT -5 HiC said:

Please use these two in sentences, so I know what they mean. Thanks!

From MelindaFelinda: I don't eat food that other people bring in even if I know them. I feel like food tastes like the air inside people's houses and this is never good even if you are a clean freak. I don't like your food air. I like my food air.

From Fuckstick, who replied to Melinda's post: And you know people are farting all up in their houses so its food air full of farts, so you'd practically be eating out of their asshole. Asshole casserole.

Winning!

[HiC]

F A N T A S T I C ! ! !

[hisno1girl]

My boss swears a lot so asshole casserole would be a no brainer! I'm amazed at how much he swears but the clients don't seem to mind.

Gawd, at the last office I worked at, swearing like that would have been a fireable offense.

[fuckstick]

I feel that asshole casserole can be used in two different ways.

1.) "Jesus it smells like an asshole casserole in here!" (In reference to olefactory insults)

2.) "Would you look at the asshole casserole this moron cooked up?" (Calling attention to a particularly shoddy/lackluster/repugnant piece of work. Does not have to be food.)