i am a fucking incredible mother. know why?

[ralphlauren]

WTF...I would have thrown that shit and ran away screaming

[lucky513]

you are incredible

[polarbearfans]

Omg. I would have freaked out 😳

[scotty]

I'm fine with living snakes, but small children handing me dead snakes would make my 'Eep!' button go off.

[ralphlauren]

Lucky that is the creepiest cake I have EVER seen...OMG

[cbwm1]

You're amazing.

I fear the day Will brings me a frog.

[pbear]

lol you are awesome

[ElizabethBennet]

You are awesome, I would have totally lost my cool.

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[missmaddie]

I need to unsee that cake. So gross. Shivering and goosebumps. I would lose my shit. Oh DS, don't even consider it....

[SKP82]

That cake is sooooo creepy!!!!!

[drrn04]

Dear God:
Thank you for giving me 2 girls who are terrified of pieces of cotton wood drifting in the wind, because they think they're bugs.
Amen.

Frkls, there are no words. OMFG.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

you are incredible

[peekay]

+o(

[-Moe-]

I remember once I was probably 11-13, talking to my mother who was probably five feet from me. In the middle of whatever it was I was telling her, that sounded wildly interesting (i remember), she (what I thought) rudely interrupted me and said "Moe, can you just come over here right now".

Without questioning (rather unusual for my part) I did.

She calmly said "Thank you for obeying me and not asking questions. You had two (giant) cockroaches right above you and were about to jump to your hair."

Cue in my freaking out when I turned around and saw them.

So yay, yes you are.

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I would have lost it, seriously. DH would have been across the room. He and I both HATE snakes.. I don't know how you kept it together. I probably would have fainted dead on the spot. I am soo not prepared to be the mother of a boy.

[Jermys]

I love snakes, but I don't know if I would be okay with a dead one.

[bonquiqui]

I would have flipped the fuck out

[adhdfashion]

I hate snakes! :-( If my kid did this I would die.