Well today was embarrassing.

[meganew]

I took the kids to the pool with my grandmother today. I was swimming with Ollie and having him jump in to me and at some point my boob came out. Like, completely out- just flopped over the top. Who knows how long it was like that! I was walking back to the shallow end when some guy was finally like "Lady? Hey lady!" (Which wtf, being called lady feels like being called ma'am) "Your tit's out!"

So I looked down, and yup! I covered up and stammered "ohokthankyou" and wanted to just run away. Instead, because I love my children, we finished out our day at the pool, swimming right in front of the guy who saw my "tit".

Fucking nursing boobs, growing a cup size every few hours and flashing a pool full of young children and their families : (

[meganew]

Although strangely enough I took Viv back to the blanket not long after and nursed her without a cover and didn't give a shit. What's up with that? Lol.

[Nonny]

At least he told you, and didn't let you keep hanging all out?

[Monica Geller]

OMG! LOL! I'm dead at "your tit's out" such a discreet way to bring it to your attention.

[ginandjucie24]

I am sorry.

Lol at Your tit's out. Reading that is giving the giggles.

[ElizabethBennet]

OMG

[eb777888]

Ew, "your tit is out???"


And LOL! Sorry.

[speckledfrog]

OMG!! I am dying for you. Dyyyyyying.

[roadbananas]

insert code hereim sorry for your embarrassing day. but i am dying with what he said.

[mom2twoboys]

So sorry. But those suckers are hard to keep in anyway, but nursing boobs are even harder! Glad you stuck it out though!

[eddy]

Hahaha tit

[fezzik]

OMG. I would have been mortified and don't know if I could have stayed. I'm so sorry that happened to you, but I am also laughing at, "your tit's out!"

[sonrisa]

Jun 22, 2015 20:18:32 GMT -5 meganew said:

Instead, because I love my children, we finished out our day at the pool, swimming right in front of the guy who saw my "tit".

You are a fantastic mom

[gummybear]

Oh Lord. Not many things make me laugh out loud, literally. But "your tit's out" did. Yes indeed. Sorry that happened.

[eb777888]

Jun 22, 2015 20:25:53 GMT -5 mom2twoboys said:

So sorry. But those suckers are hard to keep in anyway, but nursing boobs are even harder! Glad you stuck it out though!

LLLLLOL

[shamrockshake]

Omg I'm cracking up. DH just tried to tell me something- "never mind, you're laughing at your damn board"

[mom2twoboys]

Jun 22, 2015 20:30:00 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Jun 22, 2015 20:25:53 GMT -5 mom2twoboys said:

So sorry. But those suckers are hard to keep in anyway, but nursing boobs are even harder! Glad you stuck it out though!

LLLLLOL

I was hoping someone would get that!

[snipsnsnails]

LOL- I might be more mortified to have indirectly flashed my grandma than a perfect stranger.

[speckledfrog]

Megachoo at work

[sailorgray]

The first time my BFF went surfing, she was getting out of the ocean and noticed several fellow surfers staring at her. She assumed they were checking her out bc of her "skills." That is until her h walked up and tucked her boob back in. She was horrified.

[justemily]

Jun 22, 2015 20:30:32 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

There needs to be an agreed upon code for one tit flopping out. Like "bat in the cave" means there's a booger in your nose, or "barn doors open" means your fly is unzipped.

How about "udders akimbo"?

I about choked on my drink.

[NewOrleans]

::dies::

[Elsa]

Jun 22, 2015 20:23:52 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Ew, "your tit is out???"


And LOL! Sorry.

Your very proper grammar is killing me! Lol!

[meganew]

Jun 22, 2015 20:19:44 GMT -5 Nonny said:

At least he told you, and didn't let you keep hanging all out?

Definitely! Though I would have preferred the awkward pulling up hand motion to hearing someone refer to my boobs as tits. Lol.

[NewOrleans]

[Champagne Supernova]

OMG, I would have died. I'm so sorry.

Boob spillage is the reason why I bought a bunch of sporty swim tops from Athleta. Those babies are like, sports bras without the uniboob action.

[demofea01]

Jun 22, 2015 20:30:32 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

There needs to be an agreed upon code for one tit flopping out. Like "bat in the cave" means there's a booger in your nose, or "barn doors open" means your fly is unzipped.

How about "udders akimbo"?

Omg. This is killing me.

[Eagles]

God love you, girl. I can't stop laughing.

[MixedBerryJam]

I'm sorry OP. But am I the only one who hears anything that starts, "Hey, lady" in a Jerry Lewis voice? Because that's how I heard it in my head.

[nahoku]

I can't stop laughing at this. Lol. Tit. Lol.